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[songskiss]

"I swear to God, I will kill you if you fucking break this window again.  I'm not kidding, I will chop off your nuts.  You will have no nuts."

"No habla ingles."

"I don't fucking care.  NO NUTS.  Is that Spanish enough for you?"

And on other days, I love living in the dorms at CU Boulder.