Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put gum in
bye_ni's hair (-12 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I broke
do2havehearts's X-Box (-12 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1093 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
songs_and_leeks
Hachune....
NYAH!