Dear Biocore lab,
Though
previously I stated that I loved you, and though I am not insinuating by any means that it is no longer true, I would like to bring to your attention that I have now spent at least fourteen hours writing this fucking proposal paper about feeding people sugar. I'm glad I've learned so much about the sympathetic nervous system and insulin, but someone really needs to take a good long fucking look at why the hell you are worth no more than two credits.
Yours,
Jason
P.S. Please be a darling and forward this message to every god damned chemistry lab on campus.