[Voice]

[songofthedeep]

Gods, it's over

Comments

[blausaure]

I don't even want to IMAGINE that pain!!

[songofthedeep]

.... that's great, because I didn't ask you, dumbass.

[blausaure]

W-W-WHAT? YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, YOUNG MAN!!

[songofthedeep]

And you should put your listening ears on. I said "if I don't know you, PISS OFF". That means you.

[blausaure]

YOU ONLY WROTE THAT PERTAINING TO THE QUESTION ABOUT STATUS! NOT ABOUT YOUR SECOND QUESTION!

IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE IN HELL! IT IS CHILDREN LIKE YOU WHO MADE ME WANT TO DIE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

[songofthedeep]

.... Seeing as I wrote it, you ridiculous ponce, I'm the one what gets to say what it pertains to, and it pertains to EVERYTHING. Why would I give a shite what you think in the first place? I don't know you from Pryderi of Dyfed.

Mind your business, yeah? Sage advice and a good life philosophy. A hint to you - my business isn't yours. I'm inquiring after my mates. You 'ent one of 'em.

[blausaure]

You really should be more polite. If you sound out your business, then everyone knows anyway and you should realize this! You're no different then a blogging celebrity that complains that they want privacy! Ridiculous!

[songofthedeep]

Oh, for the love of the Mabinogi, just shut up. I'm sorry you haven't got any friends and you're angsty about it, but just accept that this call wasn't meant for you and go about your business like a reasonable bloke. You're irritating me, and after the past week, I have a VERY. LOW. TOLERANCE for irritation.

The difference between me and those celebrities is they'll just whinge on about it. I'll find you and make sure you think twice about poking your nose where it 'ent wanted again.

[blausaure]

Y-YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

[songofthedeep]

I'm not a person, I'm a monster. I EAT people.

[blausaure]

I'm not surprised.

[fononphase]

Not anymore since you died and you ate people.

[songofthedeep]

Actually, I HAVE eaten someone since I've died. Part of someone, anyway.

[fononphase]

Oh really? [Light sarcasm in his pleasant voice.] I stand corrected.

[songofthedeep]

.... yeah, really. And once I'd stripped his arm to the bone, he got the point I was trying to prove. Which makes me think that's a pretty damned effective way to get my point across. Which encourages me to do it again.

That, and I like how humans taste.

[fononphase]

Oh joy. I can't fathom who might be your next unwilling victim. Not everyone, at least those you don't care about, won't be thrilled to be on your menu.