I knew I shouldn't have called my mother back

[songbird86]

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck. I'm going to move back home and get a shitty job and live a life mapped out by my parents. I'm going to wind up 40 and pathetic and hate my life every morning I get out of bed. I'll prematurely become the crazy cat lady and never escape Wisconsin and become a S-Town townie.

Please shoot me and put me out of my misery.