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Ladies and Gentlemen, Please excuse this small delay of communication broadcast while we at the station figure out what the hell is wrong. No need for a panic now, everything will be back up as soon as whatever technical difficulty is found and fixed.
Problems may include but are not limited to:
-communication with others
-misinterpreting incoming communication due to inproper uses of language
Just be advised that we will probably not be broadcasting for some time to come so please, if you have any questions just jot them down and throw them away because we don't care here at the station to answer assinine questions about anything.
Once again Ladies and Gentlemen, we are very sorry for the technical difficulty but until we figure out what the hell is wrong there is nothing we can do. So until such time that we figure out how to fix the problem consider us offline.
Problems may include but are not limited to:
-communication with others
-misinterpreting incoming communication due to inproper uses of language
Just be advised that we will probably not be broadcasting for some time to come so please, if you have any questions just jot them down and throw them away because we don't care here at the station to answer assinine questions about anything.
Once again Ladies and Gentlemen, we are very sorry for the technical difficulty but until we figure out what the hell is wrong there is nothing we can do. So until such time that we figure out how to fix the problem consider us offline.