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[sonacry]

I live in a house full of Chelseas, Brittany. Seriously. It seems like I am always repeating myself or answering stupid questions. Every person here with a Y chromosome is deaf, has an IQ of about 80 (on a good day), and like to produce bodily noises as loudly as possible. This includes burping, farting, and coughing.

I want to stab these people.