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Calling all rich and powerful women who don't mind a little good-natured teasing about capitalism: I am eligible for marriage under the stipulation that I shall be a house-husband and not expected to do anything outside of the home or matters concerning children. I prefer adoption to actual procreation, but am a tireless and capable lover. I am a hard worker and will not complain. I am understanding, empathetic, and loyal. Please do not allow the fact that I dropped out of college because of various financial reasons, including losing a scholarship to an out-of-state school for various reasons, allow you to pass over me in your considerations. Thanks!