Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in Hell.
Has anyone ever been caught on fire? Well, now I can finally say..."yes. yes I've been caught on fire. Stupid starch and stupid candles. One tiny spark and *Foosh!* After flailing my arm and screaming like a girl, and took a towel and covered my flaming arm and put it out. No burns, nothing hurt. A few burnt hairs and bald spots, but I am fine and safe. LoL, the neighbors came over and said they heard my girlfriend screaming and I showed them my burnt sleeve and we all just laughed..........assholes.