Elladan had to deliver a Message to the guards on the most outer borders; most of the elves in this group did not get home a lot, but this time, on his way back, there where to elves who would return to Imladris with him.
The two seemed nice on first, but one night, Elladans mind about them was changed drastically.
After dinner one night, the two guards started to talk about the plans they had, after their return.
“Rumour got out, that Legolas is currently in Imladris, I have not seen him for a long time”, one of them, named Baraniavas began
“That Legolas? The one from the fellowship?” asked the second one, Girithdelothion, who seemed to be a rather young elf.
“That one”, Baraniavas grinned
“You know him?” asked Elladan
“Sure I do”, now his grin got wider still. “And I plan to make him remember me just fine, when I see him again”
“How so?” asked the Girithdelothion again
“You do not know? He may be a prince in his home land, but outside of it, he is a slut”
“You must be joking” the other guard exclaimed. “He is a hero, not a slut”
“You think? Well, let me tell you something. The first time I got closer to him, he was on his knees and sucking my cock faster than one could say Halls of Mandos”
Elladan tried to not choke on his food, while Girithdelothion was just gaping at his friend. “Was he any good?” he blurted out in the end.
Closing his eyes at the happy memory the first answered again. “Oh yes, you can say that. He does that little humming thing that just drives an elf crazy.”
This time Elladan did choke on the food.
Baraniavas forcefully beat his shoulder. “Should I stop my report my lord?” he asked.
“No, just go on, it is a very illuminating story you have to tell here. Just don’t call me lord again, but you should know that”
“I know Elladan, just making sure you do not mind to know what other nobles do in their free time”
“There is more to know?” asked Girithdelothion
“Of course there is more. Otherwise I would not call that prince a slut, my friend.
The next time was on the eve before the fellowship set out. Legolas, me and two more guards, one of them a woman. It was really a wild night, we ...”
“I guess we have really heard enough now” interrupted Elladan him.
“As you say, my lord”, and then as a whisper a bit to loud to Girithdelothion, “Perhaps you want to join the prince and me one night”
You will be in for quite a few surprises at home, dear Baraniavas.