Fff, more like Lamemasters.
Is that it, then, Mayfield? There's no point to a disease when you can't subtract from the sum. Changing the formula fails when there's multiple professors...
[he sighs]
This place isn't even pre-calculus. Now, the games back home...
[a flash of insight on his part, and he hangs up the line.]
Dear Gamemasters,
This is a letter of concern from one of your friendly players, Sho "The Grim Heaper" Minamiamoto. Lately, the games around here have been lacking in creativity, originality, and fun. So! I propose this: Allow me a few more abilities back, and I shall compose a game for the other players of Mayfield. All you have to do is watch and enjoy the fireworks. And hey, if I get out of line, all you have to do is brainwash me and strip my powers, right? It's not like you're running any real risk to yourselves. If anything, I'd be doing your job FOR you.
For a proper game, I'd need...
1. Noise production. My game requires me to be able to produce little adorable bloodthirsty graffiti creatures to attempt to erase other players. Easiest way to personify this is with a spraycan.
2. My wings back. It's so much easier to supervise a game from the air.
3. Some attack pins would be nice in case I'm attacked directly. Force bullets, Psychokinesis...good stuff.
4. Access to my Noise form. Because nothing else screams "JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR" like my Leo Cantus form.
5. A Megaphone. Because everyone needs to be able to hear my awesome!
I've listed them in necessity order for game creation. I'd also need a pocket dimension to keep the 000s who lose in until the game is over, I figure you can handle that. If you're interested in my services, drop me a letter. Or better yet, give me a cell phone and leave me a text.
Numerically yours,
Sho Minamiamoto.
[he sighs]
This place isn't even pre-calculus. Now, the games back home...
[a flash of insight on his part, and he hangs up the line.]
Dear Gamemasters,
This is a letter of concern from one of your friendly players, Sho "The Grim Heaper" Minamiamoto. Lately, the games around here have been lacking in creativity, originality, and fun. So! I propose this: Allow me a few more abilities back, and I shall compose a game for the other players of Mayfield. All you have to do is watch and enjoy the fireworks. And hey, if I get out of line, all you have to do is brainwash me and strip my powers, right? It's not like you're running any real risk to yourselves. If anything, I'd be doing your job FOR you.
For a proper game, I'd need...
1. Noise production. My game requires me to be able to produce little adorable bloodthirsty graffiti creatures to attempt to erase other players. Easiest way to personify this is with a spraycan.
2. My wings back. It's so much easier to supervise a game from the air.
3. Some attack pins would be nice in case I'm attacked directly. Force bullets, Psychokinesis...good stuff.
4. Access to my Noise form. Because nothing else screams "JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR" like my Leo Cantus form.
5. A Megaphone. Because everyone needs to be able to hear my awesome!
I've listed them in necessity order for game creation. I'd also need a pocket dimension to keep the 000s who lose in until the game is over, I figure you can handle that. If you're interested in my services, drop me a letter. Or better yet, give me a cell phone and leave me a text.
Numerically yours,
Sho Minamiamoto.