Our Shore Experience
Well, Well, Well, where to begin? I guess for starters, yesterday was a fucking AWESOME day; not only because of the gorgeous weather that was had at the beach, but the good times that were had.
Let's recap:
1. Yall are crazy; get some booze in people, and wa-la, a party is had. Grant it, I don't think we were to be drinking on the beach, but we improvised :)
2. Matt, hair, birdshit, all I have to say...lmfao...
3. Tan just a little much? Yes, I I would consider myself some type of Brazilian decent at the moment; love the color though
4. Yall should try Smirnoff's new, "Wild Berry Urinate"...lmfao...pictures to prove.
5. Never again will I drink, go on a ride that goes upside down. Unfortunately, I threw up. I felt I had to, went to a port-a-potty, took one wiff of the smell in there, and bam, I ralphed.
6. "Sticky Fingers" got away with some pretty cool shore jewelry...those dumbass people...lol....
7. Officer: Umm, are you boys drinking?
Matt: We were earlier today.
Officer: No, I meant right now
Matt: Well sir, we were, but we just finished our cups, see..
Officer, Well, you can't be drinking on the boardwalk, so I am going to have to give
you a ticket
Matt: A ticket? We were just told my some people that this was a "dry town", so we
didn't know
Officer: Who told you that, previous cops?
Matt: Ummm, no, some 40-50 yo ladies...lmfao...
Officer: Well, dispose of those drinks and get moving. And that cigarette that
You're smoking, put it out, or go to the designating smoking area..
BULLSHIT...OCEAN CITY...
8. Just a great fucking time....great start to an ever greater summer! Thanks Guys!
Let's recap:
1. Yall are crazy; get some booze in people, and wa-la, a party is had. Grant it, I don't think we were to be drinking on the beach, but we improvised :)
2. Matt, hair, birdshit, all I have to say...lmfao...
3. Tan just a little much? Yes, I I would consider myself some type of Brazilian decent at the moment; love the color though
4. Yall should try Smirnoff's new, "Wild Berry Urinate"...lmfao...pictures to prove.
5. Never again will I drink, go on a ride that goes upside down. Unfortunately, I threw up. I felt I had to, went to a port-a-potty, took one wiff of the smell in there, and bam, I ralphed.
6. "Sticky Fingers" got away with some pretty cool shore jewelry...those dumbass people...lol....
7. Officer: Umm, are you boys drinking?
Matt: We were earlier today.
Officer: No, I meant right now
Matt: Well sir, we were, but we just finished our cups, see..
Officer, Well, you can't be drinking on the boardwalk, so I am going to have to give
you a ticket
Matt: A ticket? We were just told my some people that this was a "dry town", so we
didn't know
Officer: Who told you that, previous cops?
Matt: Ummm, no, some 40-50 yo ladies...lmfao...
Officer: Well, dispose of those drinks and get moving. And that cigarette that
You're smoking, put it out, or go to the designating smoking area..
BULLSHIT...OCEAN CITY...
8. Just a great fucking time....great start to an ever greater summer! Thanks Guys!