I am so easily amused
I found a band bio generator....
http://www.bumbershoot.org/band-bio-generator.htm
A history of blues icons: Smerdyakov and his Guitar
Born in the smokey bars outside of Staraya, Russia, Smerdyakov and his Guitar broke into the blues scene in 2005 with their debut album, Stinking Lizaveta. The band's latest album, Four Brothers, combines Smerdyakov's soulful hymns with nimble-fingered slide guitar to create their most uplifting album to date. With standout tracks like "Patricide," the music of Smerdyakov and his Guitar appeals to blues fans and non-blues fans alike.
http://www.bumbershoot.org/band-bio-generator.htm
A history of blues icons: Smerdyakov and his Guitar
Born in the smokey bars outside of Staraya, Russia, Smerdyakov and his Guitar broke into the blues scene in 2005 with their debut album, Stinking Lizaveta. The band's latest album, Four Brothers, combines Smerdyakov's soulful hymns with nimble-fingered slide guitar to create their most uplifting album to date. With standout tracks like "Patricide," the music of Smerdyakov and his Guitar appeals to blues fans and non-blues fans alike.