Alex Pomes: Homeward Bound
Good, I'm glad you decided to take the time to open and read this MySpace bulletin instead of dismissing it like I do with every other piece of junk that gets posted on here. I love each and every one of you, but the crap's gotta stop. Enough with the whoring and the chain mail. It's out of hand. This is a networking website where you can actually meet some really cool people whether it's for work or play. Unfortunately I never get to talk to any of these people because I delete them within a week after they post 8 billion messages about who-gives-a-fuck-what.
In the past, I never chose to take a stand against this until my city was destroyed and MySpace, LiveJournal, and FaceBook became a completely legit (and sometimes the only) way to keep in touch with everyone. It's very frustrating to have to scroll through eight pages of crap to find people's contact info, event times, etc.
Wanna tell me about your new pics? Fine! I love new pics! Amusing anecdotes and crazy stories about what happened to you today in the checkout line at Wal-Mart are great too. As long as it's interesting and NOT something you copy and pasted from QuizYourAssFace.com.
Thank you.
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Anyway, Orlando rocks. I'm working non-stop for both Disney and Universal and making some major cash (hopefully I'll have Equity status pretty soon). On my days off I ride The Mummy and Splash Mountain 800 times for free. O, and did I mention that Halloween Horror Nights at Universal is by far one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my entire life?
Vatican and Eddie have been letting me stay with them for the past month but I hope to have my own place shortly. Several of you have already made your reservations to come down here for Thanksgiving. Space is limited so let me know ASAP. Yes, I can get you into every major theme park in Orlando for free. Yes, you will owe me sex (girls) or video games (guys).
After Thanksgiving I'm heading north. That's right, road trip! Definite stops so far include Cumming, Georgia; Chicago, Illinois; and New York, New York. I will be looking for places to crash for a night or two sooo...
And then next summer -- Summer Stock!
In the meantime (the next few hours, actually) I'm heading back to New Orelans to wade through what's left of my Mid-City apartment. If you haven't seen the pictures yet click here. Again, if you're in the New Orleans/Baton Rouge area give me a call (504.430.3274). I'll be there for about a week starting tonight and wanna see as many people as I can. Also, if you wanna lend a hand helping Jenny and I throw shit away it'd be much appreciated.
More to come -- stay tuned.
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P.S. If you absolutely HAVE to "whore someone out" then at least whore out someone with a little class like Johnny and Charlie. They're really cool and miss New Olreans a lot.
P.P.S. Best of luck to the cast of "The Cripple of Inishmaan" up at NYU this week. Break a leg. Wish I could be there with you guys.
In the past, I never chose to take a stand against this until my city was destroyed and MySpace, LiveJournal, and FaceBook became a completely legit (and sometimes the only) way to keep in touch with everyone. It's very frustrating to have to scroll through eight pages of crap to find people's contact info, event times, etc.
Wanna tell me about your new pics? Fine! I love new pics! Amusing anecdotes and crazy stories about what happened to you today in the checkout line at Wal-Mart are great too. As long as it's interesting and NOT something you copy and pasted from QuizYourAssFace.com.
Thank you.
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Anyway, Orlando rocks. I'm working non-stop for both Disney and Universal and making some major cash (hopefully I'll have Equity status pretty soon). On my days off I ride The Mummy and Splash Mountain 800 times for free. O, and did I mention that Halloween Horror Nights at Universal is by far one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my entire life?
Vatican and Eddie have been letting me stay with them for the past month but I hope to have my own place shortly. Several of you have already made your reservations to come down here for Thanksgiving. Space is limited so let me know ASAP. Yes, I can get you into every major theme park in Orlando for free. Yes, you will owe me sex (girls) or video games (guys).
After Thanksgiving I'm heading north. That's right, road trip! Definite stops so far include Cumming, Georgia; Chicago, Illinois; and New York, New York. I will be looking for places to crash for a night or two sooo...
And then next summer -- Summer Stock!
In the meantime (the next few hours, actually) I'm heading back to New Orelans to wade through what's left of my Mid-City apartment. If you haven't seen the pictures yet click here. Again, if you're in the New Orleans/Baton Rouge area give me a call (504.430.3274). I'll be there for about a week starting tonight and wanna see as many people as I can. Also, if you wanna lend a hand helping Jenny and I throw shit away it'd be much appreciated.
More to come -- stay tuned.
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P.S. If you absolutely HAVE to "whore someone out" then at least whore out someone with a little class like Johnny and Charlie. They're really cool and miss New Olreans a lot.
P.P.S. Best of luck to the cast of "The Cripple of Inishmaan" up at NYU this week. Break a leg. Wish I could be there with you guys.