[LOCKED from the kidlets]

[someyoungpup]

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[wolfie_mom]

Why do you think I keep you around at all?

[someyoungpup]

Because of my roguish good looks and charming personality?

(I had to spellcheck roguish BTW. Somehow this is important.)

[wolfie_mom]

Those were what caught my attention in the first place.

(Well, it's a good thing you don't really have to grade papers.)

[someyoungpup]

I thought it was the urban legend of The Gym Teacher of Doom as told by Toby.

(My kids take tests! ...most are done with a stopwatch or measuring tape but still. Some are about rules of the game. Or rules of the road if you're lucky enough to catch me May-August.)

[wolfie_mom]

That certainly help. How could I resist an evil tyrant gym teacher hell bent on making his students miserable? As a loving mother?

(Multiple choice ones, right?)

[someyoungpup]

...because "rotund" is a form of endearment?

(Hell no. Do you want future drivers guessing about what to do? Really?)

[wolfie_mom]

...do you really want to go down this road, big boy?

(I meant for the gym tests, but I don't remember my permit test being that hard.)

[someyoungpup]

I broke out the online thesaurus to say something not so bad?

(I'm not the DMV, but I at least try to make my own stuff somewhat challenging.)

[wolfie_mom]

I'm raising my eyebrow at you through the computer. Can you sense my disapproval?

(It's because you care so much about the kids, right? You want to make sure they're going to be good drivers, right?)

[someyoungpup]

If your disapproval means what I think it means, my dick sure as hell senses it.

(I don't want to die. I'm sure you don't either.)

[wolfie_mom]

Your dick is quite the smart one, isn't it.

(You're right, I don't. At least not before I've done a fews things on my list...)

[someyoungpup]

Pretty much. It knows what's important in life.

(You have a bucket list too? Tell me something on it. I want to have a pet turtle and change my Mile High Club membership.)

[wolfie_mom]

I'm kind of sad. I'll miss it.

(I do, and I'm sure you'd just love some of the stuff I've got on it.)

[someyoungpup]

It's more than happy to come back. Ignore the unintentional pun.

(Please share?)

[wolfie_mom]

Oh I'm sure it. And I'd be more than willing to accept it back, once the person it's attached to learns his lesson.

(Maybe when I like you again. Maybe I'll even show you.)

[someyoungpup]

There's a lesson? What am I missing? Am I not getting something? Is it your birthday?

(But I like you?)