I am sick and tired of these mother-

[someyoungpup]

Post a picture that shows a side of you nobody knows.

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[alan_shore]

Is that a python?

[someyoungpup]

I dunno. It's my friend's snake that he brought to show everybody.

[alan_shore]

And it liked you the best?

What'd it feel like? Was the skin dry?

[someyoungpup]

It didn't ever try to eat me, so I guess so.

It was really heavy. I kinda stumbled at first because I didn't expect that. And the skin wasn't dry as in rough or anything. But it wasn't wet or oily and the scales were pretty smooth.

[alan_shore]

We have snakes around here, but it's mostly garters--they're harmless to humans and kind of lazy. I almost ran one over with my bike once.

Supposedly there are copperheads, but I've never seen one.

What's your tattoo of?

[someyoungpup]

Do people freak out over the garters anyway?

There's probably one or two slithering around, but I doubt there's enough to really worry about.

A bulldog.

[alan_shore]

Yeah, sure. They crawl into people's basements sometimes. It's stupid, because they take less than three seconds to identify, but people can be scared of stupid things.

I'm not worried. I think it'd be cool to see one.

A specific bulldog?

[someyoungpup]

A lot of people are afraid of snakes. It's one of those common stupid things.

You wouldn't be worried if you saw one?

I didn't know bulldogs could be specific. I guess it's a generic bulldog, but it's more of the idea behind a bulldog that I like.

[alan_shore]

It has to do with the way they move, I think. It's bizarre.

I don't know, how far away am I from it?

You could've had a pet bulldog that died, so you got a tattoo in its honor.

[someyoungpup]

Walking sideways is bizarre too but no one gets that freaked about crabs.

It's at your feet.

Nah, I don't think I could handle having one. Right now all I've got is a cat.

[alan_shore]

It's still walking. You can see the legs.

Do I have a stick or other implement?

What's his name? Or her name.

[someyoungpup]

Hobos have legs too and people think they're weird.

No. Unless you count your shoes.

Her name is Kitty, it was kind of a joke at the time because my cousin's roommate has the same name.

[alan_shore]

People aren't afraid of hobos. Nobody has nightmares about falling into a pit of hobos.

I might be a little worried.

Can't you change her name whenever you want? It's not like cats come when you call them.

[someyoungpup]

Tell that to the hobophobics.

What would be the point in changing the name?

[alan_shore]

Do those really exist?

You wouldn't have to explain it.

[someyoungpup]

Oh yeah. They're a mostly silent, but significant population.

Eh. I'm kinda used to it now.