Dec 16, 2009 23:24
SO I checked the tracking on the horrible devices of torture I got Ian for Solstice to use on me (why do I do this to myself T_T), and it said they tried to deliver it yesturday and left a notice.
I was to be delivered to my job.
I was at my job, at the front desk, at that time.
We have a glass front, so it's not like I wouldn't have seen them.
SO I called USPS, got the run around via the autoprompt, and finally got an operator (it's not even an option on the prompt. WTF indeed). I explained very nicely that we're there all day, every day, without fail so no, no one tried to drop of the package. I even said "Listen if someone messed up or was lazy that's fine, but I need that by tomorrow."
"Well, at least it'll be there in time for Christmas, huh?"
"Well they're pagan, so that doesn't help them, actually They need it by Solstice, which means this Saturday." (This was stated nicely as fuck. I don't do the 'throw it in your face omg the Christians stole my religion' shit).
".. I... uh.. oh. Oh sorry. I... hold on lemmie.. yeah hold on."
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I was amused :3
pagan,
killing your virgins