Aug 13, 2009 21:30
I was going to come on here and rant about how I hate the populace of teen scene whateverthefuck and how I don't like you you peice of shit so stop tricking your bike with all your little friends in front of me because I'm antisocial and an asshole and sure you could consider me elitist if I actually had a group of people I liked being around and not JUST MY BOYFRIEND but durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhur that's not the case I'd rather just draw with him ALONE. WHERE WE SAT. ALONE.
WHERE DID ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES COME FROM WHY ARE YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME THERE'S LIKE 30FT+ OF SPACE HERE THERE WAS NO ONE HERE LIKE AN HOUR AGO WE'RE SURROUNDED BY SPEEDING CARS WHY. WHY. WHY did you just put your fucking drink down and sit next to me.
You dick. I went to take a piss and came back to sit down you cocksucking piece of shit that's why I moved your drink you motherfucking douchebag I hope you fucking rot do not move your drink CLOSER TO ME AND THEN SIT NEXT TO ME something about your god damn energy makes me feel like I'm gonna fucking hurl do NOT 'eyyo' girls like you're cool and from the ghetto and not some skinny white piece of shit with rich parents do not talk like I should be paying attention and don't try to get my god damn attention WE SAT HERE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU PRICKS excuse me while I build a fucking atom bomb and leave liek HAI GUIZ WUTEVR!
ok.
ok.
I need this to be understood.
I'm not a nice person. I like a select few people. Because for some reason: I like them. They make my insides happy. They make me happy. Sadly Pixie lives in Cali and Adrian WHERE ARE YOU? and phim is upstate and yeah I can count the contents of my 'I liek u' on one hand.
One.
Maybe cut off a few fingers.
I don't like people. I forget sometimes how much I HATE people. I like introverted antisocial dorks (NOT. CATTY. NERDS. 4PLZ). I like gamer guys. I like anyone that doesn't act like a stuck up snob. I like people that aren't trying to be cool. That are so socially awkward that they can't even attempt to be cool.
Those people rock my life. You are the awesomest people on earth. I love you. Come to my house and have tea with me. I find your awkward and shy shuffling and how you stammer to be wonderful. I think you are the shit.
YOU assholes on the other hand. You bastards that talk louder and act like idiots and try to get people's attention. You're annoying. I can actually say that I fucking hate you and mean it with my entire fucking being. Being around you makes me sick to my stomach. You are a waste of skin and space and oxygen and precious fluids. I wish you would all just start fucking eating one another. You're zombie piece of shit drones and I'd like to be allowed to slowly carve open your skin. I want to be able to flay it away from your god damn ribcage and open you like a pair of french doors and punch you in the face a few times. I wish you'd come to your senses when you're fucking your grilfriendboyfriendwhateverthefuck and just start mass murdering one another.
I can not physically explain how much. I loathe you.
Am I better than everyone else?
No.
Am I cooler?
Fuck no.
I might not even be god damn smarter, but at least I act it. At least I show some fucking intelligence. At least if I needed to I could have an actual meaningful conversation. At least I earn my own fucking way. At least I'm not a lying piece of shit with every breath I fucking take.
You fakes. You fucking cheshire fucking fakes.
All I want to do is be able to sit where I please without the flock forming.
We're not like you.
Go back to fucking myspace.
I wouldn't even let you suck my fucking dick, you're not even worth that. And god knows you're nothing compared to him. I know it's /s in me but I don't even want your filth near him.
I could write this all god damn night.
Don't look over my shoulder at my artwork, or his.
Don't glance at us and try to catch either of our attentions.
Don't trick your bike five inches from where I sit on the wall I'm sitting on because I'm not going to tell you you're cool or awesome or do it again dude because I wish you'd fall in fucking traffic and then I'd hahaha take your fucking bike away, dickweed.
Don't speak loudly at your friends AT US to get our attention.
Don't gawk in confusion when he pets me.
Don't talk about gayness fucking loudly and how some dude would blow you you'd shove your dick in whatever that kid's name is mouth because ahurhurhur I wouldn't even skull fuck you if my life depended on it.
Fucking.
Rot.
no,
die hipster scum