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I might do this for a few of them.. ANYWAYS:
1. Name: Keegan McCormic (durhurhur.. it says 'Mic' in his name..)
2. Age: Keegan's getting to his late 20's by now.. omg u r so much older than Runt, sir >:|
3. Gender: as masculine as they fucking come. Imagine a large unnuetered big balled male dog stomping around and you might be close to what Keegan's like XD
4. How tall are they?: 6'2'', though he's always wearing his steel toed Doc's, so add an inch or two half the time
5. Describe their eyes: irish fucking blue liek woah
6. Sexuality: was a closet case until earlier in the year. would fuck guys and be like 'i don't have a sexuality I AM NOT A POOF NO FGGTRY 4 ME' and now he's willing to admit that women don't do it for him. Blame Sebastian
7. Race/Species: human (oefuk)
8. Siblings?: two sisters, one of which thinks he's shit and the other tries to talk to him, though it's rare and from back home (Ireland) so it's a bit difficult
9. Lover(s)?: his 'Bastian. he's such a big dumb brute dog for him
10. Any talents or abilities, even if these are included in your canon (i.e. they can fly, but they live with angels, so everyone can fly)?: the man can build most things, he can sing decently, plays guitar, and can wipe you out with a fucking shotgun like nobody's business. then again he used to sleep with the thing like it gave him head everynight (aka: he's inlove with his Jennie, which is the name of the shottie), so that could explain the skills. He's a hard fucking worker and he can out drink almost anyone (he made a living off of that.. and he's always drinking) and can usually beat most people in pool and cards and shit (the man can hustle) and he's ambidextrous (aka: i canz use both hands, durhurhur)
11. Any talents and abilities that are unusual in their canon (i.e. a psychic human in real life)?: nah he's just a normal dude
12. What’s their religion/belief system?: he's trying to figure that out. pagan stuff interests him but he's ignorant and therefore it scares him
13. Have you ever renamed, redesigned, or reworked this person? How?: nope
14. Do they have an alternate form?:if i drew him as anthro he'd be a rabbit.
BUT I DON'T
um. there's a dog at the job named Luca. he's a big shaggy unneutered Spumoni. we're convinced that's actually Keegan. we even call him Keegan sometimes XD
15. Are they based on a real person?: nope
16. Or another character?: nope
17. Do they go to school?: Keegan didn't even know how to fucking read until a few months ago. His daddy toldm' schoolin was for pussies, so he wasn't allowed to go. THANKS FOR THE GREAT PARENTING SKILLZ, POPS <3
18. How often do they spend in front of a mirror?: Keegan? He doesn't even look at them. Then again he bathes like.. once a fucking week tops so typical vanity isn't in his vocabulary
19. If given a gun, what would they do?: PFFFFFFFFFFTH, if GIVEN?
the man's trigger happy. He'd get this grin and pop the bitch open and check her out and get all uggghhhh about it. But not if it was some little shit. Shotguns and rifles only, plz. Or a tommygun. I think he'd like a tommygun.
If it were a little gun he'd probably just slip it down the back of Sebastian's pants and just have him wear it around a bit because he's a freak and not cause he'd want to fuck him with it
woah wait Keggies that's tmi, thnx >:|
20. What do they like wearing?: his boots, his blue plaid hat with the buttons on the side (I actually own it, you can see it in my profile).. um.. jeans and a t shirt. 'Bastian's mouth on his cock (OOPS!)
21. Describe their hair: short and blond, curly, reaches the tops of his eyebrows. he's often let it grow to his eyes and then shave it all off and start over
22. Where does this character live?: in Arlington with Sebastian and Jesse (though Jesse's always at Madelin's with <3Sean<3), a town outside of NY
23. Can they cook?: he's learning. most things turn into charcoal, but he's learning. He can pour you a stiff drink, though
24. Would they enjoy a surprise party thrown for them?: at first he would probably get started and try to shoot someone, but after that he'd get smashed and probably fight someone and have a great time
25. Have they ever killed someone?: there's four dead irishmen buried back home, that dude he fucked after he started crushing on Sebastian and then beat/strangled to death, um.. others. He doesn't try to think about any of that, though. Infact most times he just forgets
26. Do they feel guilty about that killing/multiple killings?: see previous statement aka: no
27. Any secrets?: sure.
28. Do they have a tattoo?: tons. his back is covered in this huge piece of Bigwig and General Woundwort brawling with Hazel standing on a small hill in the background. They all have halos around their heads, so it's pretty religious looking, actually. It's a huge thing about serving one's superior, to him. The whole 'My chief told me to defend this run' thing. He's got Gaelic all over the bottoms of his feet, his arms are covered, I'll list more of what they are later. He plans on getting one for 'Bastian soon
29. What about piercings?: 1'' gauge in left, 1 1/2'' in right with a large glass taper through it, three rings above that on each side, bridge, medusa, two on lower lip on left side, tragus, others
30. Medical conditions?: a fucking Irish drunk. um... besides that he's missing a finger on his hand from Alstor chopping the shit off
31. Are they generally violent?: he'll fight at the drop of a hat, but he's not an asshole (I am unsure about the truth to the end of this statement)
32. Are they shy or outgoing?: both
33. Honest or deceitful?: honest
34. Optimistic or Pessimistic?: hopeful
35. Loving or distant?: loving
36. Young or old?: young minded and old fashioned
37. Bad or good?: good.
38. Are they good at winning an argument?: when he starts to loose he'll punch you dead in the mouth. um... no, no he's not good at winning an arguement at all. he starts just yammering Gaelic and muttering shit and gets confused and pissed and confused Keegan = angry Keegan = Keegan smash
39. Name something unusual about them: I think I just stated most of it..? Um.. the man loves oldschool movies (black and whites and musicals). He loves taking Sebastian to Broadway shows because he's such a FAG. Err..
Well he's not circumcised and very proud of it, so there's that too
40. Are they a virgin?: PFFFFTT
41. Have they ever had sex with their own gender?: he's nailing 'Bastian every chance he gets
42. Name some prejudices they have: He hates rich people. Keegan gets excited about guerilla terrorism to the rich. He'll burn down a condo building without a second thought. He thinks all wealthy folk should have their children given to 'better parents' and then shot point blank in the face after the kids are out of harm's way. People that are too polite make him angry because he thinks they're hiding something/are fucking lying two faced douchebags. He's also ignorant as fuck about most things, so he'll dislike something strange before liking it, but then he'll be good as fuck about it
43. Give me something random about them: Stereotypical Irishman in so many ways.
44. Do they drink?: have you read nothing? Like a fucking fish.
45. Smoke?: all fucking day
46. Do drugs?: fuck no
47. Are they addicted to anything?: his cigarettes. He's stop drinking if Bastian made him but he'd be pretty T_T about it
48. What’s their impression on people at first glance?: This big dirty scruffy Irish guy's accent makes him impossible to understand but I think if I asked him to repeat himself he'll hit me so I'll just smile and nod because he seems too stupid to notice I don't understand him anyways and jesus christ he's drinking alot.. and it's only 10 in the morning?!
49. Is this true once they’re better known to someone?: for the most part XD
50. Name something that’s different about them now than when you first came up with them: the fact that they'll blow Sebastian. Um. He's comfortable with his sexuality, it's a huge difference
51. Is there anything about this character that’s surprising to you?: that he took Jesse in. No. Wait. That's not surprising at all... Uh.. that he raped Tyber.
52. How was their childhood?: Dad raised him to 'be a man' and not help his mom or sisters with anything and would beat the shit out of him when he would come home from working (like when KEEGAN would come home, at like.. age 11. Having a fucking job :C) for 'thinking he's better than' his dad. Wasn't allowed to go to school, started running wit Alstor and shit when he was 13 or so. His dad left finally but by this point so did he, and then one day he gets a call from his sister in tears about how Daddy's home beating on eveybody so he goes home, beats the shit out of him, and then shoots the fucker. Then mom kicks him out immediatly and tells him to never come back.
Yeah so you can see why the man doesn't do well with mixed signals about protecting people he cares about (which he always does by force)
53. What’s one of their weaknesses? stubborn, his temper, his oldschool intelligence (smart about physical and practical things, but shit having to do with excelling in intelligence are lost on him), Sebastian, his temper, he can't deal with men staring at his boyfriend, he'll get into a fight if he feels you're being rude or condescending or threatening, Jesse, his temper, his dog Mickey, and his temper
54. Their greatest strength?: when it comes to being a fucking beast and defending his 'family', you don't want anyone else. He'll drop a fucking crowd and bury the lot of him by his god damn self. He is the most loyal thing on this god damn earth.
55. Something they hate: Boone. He'd love to see him slowly run over by a bus. Very slowly.
56. Something they love: 'Bastian. his dog Mickey, Jesse, and his booze. I don't think in that order, either
57. How’s their self esteem?: shitty, but with that swagger you'd never tell
58. One thing they hate about themselves: that he's 'a dumb mick', something Sebastian will not ever agree with
59. One thing they love about themselves: uh...... god I swear besides his own cock, I don't think anything. Which is fucking sad because it's true 8C
60. How’s their ego?: Keegan runs this bitch and he runs you. Fucking argue that.
61. Describe their past: After the whole thing with his parents he ran with his crowd for a while and then one day McKai mouthed off to the wrong dude and the guys were going to kill the kid so Keegan told Alstor to keep McKai holed up for the day, showed up at the old building they used to hang out at, and then shot all those fuckers. The three of them (Keegan, Alstor, McKai) came to America and kinda parted ways for a bit. Keegan ended up living with Runt after meeting him for a few years while they squatted all over NYC and then blahblahblah raped his friend Tyber blahblahblah got the shit kicked out of him by Boone and Runt blahblahblah met Sebastian blahblah fin.
62. How was their family life?: he writes to his mom (now that he can write, before 'Runt or Bastian would do it for him) and sends her money on the regular from his job
63. Are they happy now? Why?: They as in family or they as in him? Family: not really..? Him: Yeah.
64. Do you like them?: I love Keegan. He's such a big dumb lug
65. Would you get along with them if you met them in real life?: fuck yes
66. Would they like you?: they put up with Jesse and Kaiser, they could so deal with me. We'd fight all the time though
67. Are they smart?: street smart and life smart, not book smart
68. Are they tricky?: not in the least. You'll see what he's doing a mile away, and that's his intention
69. Do you know how they are going to die?: nope, but I'd worry about him and SIgney meeting again after he blew part of that things face off..
70. Do you plan on killing them off?: they kill themselves off, and no
71. Do they like to read?: now that he can, yes
72. What’s their favorite… book?: Watership Down (duh)
73. Movie?: Casablanca, Singing in the Rain, Chicago, Green Machine, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
74. Person?: Bastian
75. Time of day?: right when he gets out of work when he's a sweaty, dirty mess so he can get his scent all over Bastian. I'm serious, that's why he gets all heavy on him the moment they get home. He's disgusting XD
76. Animal?: dogs, rabbits, Bastian's cat, horses (which he works with)
77. Thing to do?: drink, smoke, fuck, not in that order. In no order. All that the same god damn time (i canz use both hanz, durhurhur)
78. Are you tired of this meme yet?: I'm doing another later for Roland. AND CHRISTY. HI CHRISTY. I LOVE YOU <3
79. Has it helped you?: uh... no?
80. Will you do it for another character?: HI CHRISTY SWEETIE AND.. OOOOOOOOO MASON