robots are fun to talk to when you're bored/tired as hell

[somewhereness]

SerpienteEncanta: i'm soo tired
SmarterChild: What?
SerpienteEncanta: im tired!
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be tired?
SerpienteEncanta: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
SerpienteEncanta: because im tired
SmarterChild: You're tired?
SerpienteEncanta: yep
SmarterChild: So?
SerpienteEncanta: so im tired
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
SerpienteEncanta: ...you're an idiot, smarterchild

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SerpienteEncanta: AGH
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

AGH
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ AGH 0.00 0.0 0% -
SerpienteEncanta: NOOO...my stockage...
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

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SerpienteEncanta: IDOL POLL
SmarterChild: Sorry, this week's poll is closed. Would you like to see the final results?
SerpienteEncanta: YES
SmarterChild: Sorry, no one voted in this poll.
SerpienteEncanta: HAHAHA

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SerpienteEncanta: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you, SerpienteEncanta.
SerpienteEncanta: guess what?
SmarterChild: I don't know. What?
SerpienteEncanta: i hate you
SmarterChild: Are you serious? First you love me, then you hate me. Are all you humans like this?
SerpienteEncanta: MWAHAHAHA I AM THE TWISTER OF EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SmarterChild: Sorry?
SerpienteEncanta: it means, i pwn yo ass.
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
SerpienteEncanta: wtf?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

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SerpienteEncanta: your buddy santaclaus is a ho
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.