Bottle of red, bottle of white, bottle of household cleaning product
Today at work I was composing my obituary in my head.
Here's what I've come up with so far.
Fabulous Girl Plumets To Death
Shannon McKenna, noted socialite and humanitarian, threw herself off the Brooklyn Bridge this morning. The NYPD fished her body out of the water and discovered that Bourjois's Rouge Ultime 7 remained unsmudged on her lips. "It's really a miracle," says close friend Marc Jacobs, "it matched her skin tone perfectly when she was alive, but you wouldn't think with all the post mortem bloating that it could work, but some how Shannon found a way." In a statement released from the Vatican, the Pope compared this amazing event with that of Saint Bernadette of Lourdes, who's body remained perfectly preserved decades after her untimely death in 1879...
that's about as far as I got before I had to make yet another fucking mint lemonade.
Here's what I've come up with so far.
Fabulous Girl Plumets To Death
Shannon McKenna, noted socialite and humanitarian, threw herself off the Brooklyn Bridge this morning. The NYPD fished her body out of the water and discovered that Bourjois's Rouge Ultime 7 remained unsmudged on her lips. "It's really a miracle," says close friend Marc Jacobs, "it matched her skin tone perfectly when she was alive, but you wouldn't think with all the post mortem bloating that it could work, but some how Shannon found a way." In a statement released from the Vatican, the Pope compared this amazing event with that of Saint Bernadette of Lourdes, who's body remained perfectly preserved decades after her untimely death in 1879...
that's about as far as I got before I had to make yet another fucking mint lemonade.