updates from my dad's house are always...
...well this one is mostly uncomfortable:
sarah pulls my dad aside, there is silence, and then sarah is shouting "i'm not doing it! i'm telling you, i'm not doing it!" my dad walks out tense, paces the kitchen twice, and then walks over to jonathan's friends. he sits down next to amanda, and says softly "amanda, i have some bad news for you" as if her grandmother had died and he was the school nurse sent to inform her. "it seems that my...car... has backed into your car" "oh... is it bad?" "there's some paint scraping, but don't worry, we'll take care of it." at this point sarah can't stand it any more and needs to own up, so she comes rushing into the living room saying "yes, i did it, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry"
it goes on but you get the idea...
sarah pulls my dad aside, there is silence, and then sarah is shouting "i'm not doing it! i'm telling you, i'm not doing it!" my dad walks out tense, paces the kitchen twice, and then walks over to jonathan's friends. he sits down next to amanda, and says softly "amanda, i have some bad news for you" as if her grandmother had died and he was the school nurse sent to inform her. "it seems that my...car... has backed into your car" "oh... is it bad?" "there's some paint scraping, but don't worry, we'll take care of it." at this point sarah can't stand it any more and needs to own up, so she comes rushing into the living room saying "yes, i did it, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry"
it goes on but you get the idea...