Week away.
Well. I have been away from home for a whole week. Yes kids. One. Whole. Week. Actually, thats a lie, I came home wednesday night. But then went away again thursday. Sheffield is fun. Much better than Bristol. Just spent a whole week week hanging out with Lex. Been amazing. I havnt laughed so much for ages. Its crazy. Last Friday and Saturday were horrible. I was unhappy. Very. Then i go away and meet Lexie... and im so happy. Even tho I wont be seeing her for two weeks! EEK.
So Saturday night in Sheffield we went to the leadmill and got drunken. Danced lots. I kept getting harrassed by MEN. One was HUUGE. He was infact, Lurch. And the other was some drunk pecker kid who kept kissing my hand and telling me i was great. eeer...
Sunday stayed in bed aaaaalllll day. Then watched Virgin Sudicides and something else but i cant remember because i fell asleep on Lex.
Monday we went shopping. I bought about 6 albums. And i had a urge for pasties. Bought one, it sucked. It wasnt even a real pasty. not happy. Monday night we went to Corp with Lousie and got drunk. vodka and coke, 50p. Bargin, Get in. Once again, danced our pants off and pulled pimpin pose's.
Tuesday we went cd shopping again. I boughtsome more CD's. And bought another fake pastie. GRRRRRRR. not good. On the night we got got drunk. Snakey B's and Blacky. Get in. It was hip hop and there were loads of b boys. Some not very good breakdancers. On leaving, 'Wonder Lex' being the silly fool she is jumped onto a drain. A wet drain. Hahaha. I can still see her lying flat in mid air. And then us both crying with laughter. I havnt laughed so much. EVER. haha. Then i helped her up and she hobbled home. When we got home i had a genius idea of putting a frozen loaf of bread on her arm because it was hurt. Genius.
Wednesday we went to Meadowhall to meet Lexies mummy and daddy. On arrival Alex was explaining the whole falling over thing. Mummy and Daddy didnt look impressed. Aw. Then we wondered around some rubbish pecker shops. Then still on my hunt for a real pasty we got food. 'Pasty King' my ass. It was actually a croissant
with some gravy in the middle. Rubbish. Then bought some blue silky pants with 'ALEX' on them. Dropped Lexie home and drove home. I really didnt wana leave. It took about 4 hours to get home. Damm traffic.
Thursday I drove back up to Sheffield. With new pants. Pretty much went straight out to get drunk. Did i mention I got drunk? Once again I got harrased. I had a guy want him photo taken with me. Best drink ever.... Snakebite and Black with Double JD and coke? Best. Drink. EVER. Lexie stole my coat ticket so we had to wait untill the end. grr. Then told someone we are married. Then accused the old woman behind the coat room of wearing my coat around. I swear she was. Went outside, Louise was crying. Some tool was being... well.... a tool. Then on the walk home Peach jumped in a bush. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Hollie and Ollie had sex. A wall away from where me and Lexie were sleeping. NIIIIICCCCEEEEE.
Friday I was still on the search for a pasty. No luck. Went back to Lexies and decided to watch films and eat pizza and drink bailys. Problem 1: oven didnt work. So we went downstaris to use the guys oven. Went back upstairs with the cooked pizza. But oh wait. Problem 2: lex the genius didnt take her keys. Locked out the flat? yes please. anyone in? no thanks. So we had to back downstairs and eat pizza. then found a number to get people out to unlock the door. they thought Alex was a spazz. Watched Magnolia and drunk Bailys. Then watched Rushmore and drank Bailys. Good work.
Saturday. Alex slept forever. So i was bored at 11 am and decided to start on the drink again. FUN! We did arrange to go on a all dayer. That all dayer meant us leaving to go out at 5. Hmmm. Go figure. About 1 step away from the Halls car park thing.... POW. Who falls on thier ass again? Who slipped on another drain? Hows your bum? Bruised? Fucking right. So about a minuite after this happened i was still wiping my eyes from the tears of laughter. Then walking along the wet road.... PPPPPPSSSSSHHHHHH a huge tidal wave (ok, actually only about 6 ft) of muddy water all over us. Some cunt must of been laughing as he drove off. Then i cleaned off Lexies fave from muddy spots. She kept saying she looked horrible. But no way. Met up with Louise. Had a drink then she left to get changed and put on her new top that wasnt for reading. True story. Me and Lex stayed there drinking snakebites and black. Good stuff. Louise came back with her new top that wasnt for reading. Then her flat mate came with her boyfriend. Seemed nice people. Then some Large dude wouldnt leave us alone. Well, Louise and her flat mates alone. So many hoes there. So many. Laughed at them. Introduced my new drink to everyone. Everyone liked. Cant go wrong. Decided that we were not going to go out. Bought chicken on the way home.
Sunday. I really really really really really really really really really didnt wana leave. it was stupid. I was supposed to leave at about 12 to get back and sort out practice. But couldnt leave. So stayed until about half 3. Finally had to leave. Longest journy. EVER. Took about 5 hours. Plus I was missing Lexie like crazy. Just not a good ride home.
Monday (today) I have just been working and writing this rather large thing. Its Uneven Stevens birthday tonight. Going to see some gay ska punk bands cuz thats his thaaang. Then going out after. Duno where. The warehouse probally. The where? Nah, i dont know either.
See ya soon.
So Saturday night in Sheffield we went to the leadmill and got drunken. Danced lots. I kept getting harrassed by MEN. One was HUUGE. He was infact, Lurch. And the other was some drunk pecker kid who kept kissing my hand and telling me i was great. eeer...
Sunday stayed in bed aaaaalllll day. Then watched Virgin Sudicides and something else but i cant remember because i fell asleep on Lex.
Monday we went shopping. I bought about 6 albums. And i had a urge for pasties. Bought one, it sucked. It wasnt even a real pasty. not happy. Monday night we went to Corp with Lousie and got drunk. vodka and coke, 50p. Bargin, Get in. Once again, danced our pants off and pulled pimpin pose's.
Tuesday we went cd shopping again. I boughtsome more CD's. And bought another fake pastie. GRRRRRRR. not good. On the night we got got drunk. Snakey B's and Blacky. Get in. It was hip hop and there were loads of b boys. Some not very good breakdancers. On leaving, 'Wonder Lex' being the silly fool she is jumped onto a drain. A wet drain. Hahaha. I can still see her lying flat in mid air. And then us both crying with laughter. I havnt laughed so much. EVER. haha. Then i helped her up and she hobbled home. When we got home i had a genius idea of putting a frozen loaf of bread on her arm because it was hurt. Genius.
Wednesday we went to Meadowhall to meet Lexies mummy and daddy. On arrival Alex was explaining the whole falling over thing. Mummy and Daddy didnt look impressed. Aw. Then we wondered around some rubbish pecker shops. Then still on my hunt for a real pasty we got food. 'Pasty King' my ass. It was actually a croissant
with some gravy in the middle. Rubbish. Then bought some blue silky pants with 'ALEX' on them. Dropped Lexie home and drove home. I really didnt wana leave. It took about 4 hours to get home. Damm traffic.
Thursday I drove back up to Sheffield. With new pants. Pretty much went straight out to get drunk. Did i mention I got drunk? Once again I got harrased. I had a guy want him photo taken with me. Best drink ever.... Snakebite and Black with Double JD and coke? Best. Drink. EVER. Lexie stole my coat ticket so we had to wait untill the end. grr. Then told someone we are married. Then accused the old woman behind the coat room of wearing my coat around. I swear she was. Went outside, Louise was crying. Some tool was being... well.... a tool. Then on the walk home Peach jumped in a bush. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Hollie and Ollie had sex. A wall away from where me and Lexie were sleeping. NIIIIICCCCEEEEE.
Friday I was still on the search for a pasty. No luck. Went back to Lexies and decided to watch films and eat pizza and drink bailys. Problem 1: oven didnt work. So we went downstaris to use the guys oven. Went back upstairs with the cooked pizza. But oh wait. Problem 2: lex the genius didnt take her keys. Locked out the flat? yes please. anyone in? no thanks. So we had to back downstairs and eat pizza. then found a number to get people out to unlock the door. they thought Alex was a spazz. Watched Magnolia and drunk Bailys. Then watched Rushmore and drank Bailys. Good work.
Saturday. Alex slept forever. So i was bored at 11 am and decided to start on the drink again. FUN! We did arrange to go on a all dayer. That all dayer meant us leaving to go out at 5. Hmmm. Go figure. About 1 step away from the Halls car park thing.... POW. Who falls on thier ass again? Who slipped on another drain? Hows your bum? Bruised? Fucking right. So about a minuite after this happened i was still wiping my eyes from the tears of laughter. Then walking along the wet road.... PPPPPPSSSSSHHHHHH a huge tidal wave (ok, actually only about 6 ft) of muddy water all over us. Some cunt must of been laughing as he drove off. Then i cleaned off Lexies fave from muddy spots. She kept saying she looked horrible. But no way. Met up with Louise. Had a drink then she left to get changed and put on her new top that wasnt for reading. True story. Me and Lex stayed there drinking snakebites and black. Good stuff. Louise came back with her new top that wasnt for reading. Then her flat mate came with her boyfriend. Seemed nice people. Then some Large dude wouldnt leave us alone. Well, Louise and her flat mates alone. So many hoes there. So many. Laughed at them. Introduced my new drink to everyone. Everyone liked. Cant go wrong. Decided that we were not going to go out. Bought chicken on the way home.
Sunday. I really really really really really really really really really didnt wana leave. it was stupid. I was supposed to leave at about 12 to get back and sort out practice. But couldnt leave. So stayed until about half 3. Finally had to leave. Longest journy. EVER. Took about 5 hours. Plus I was missing Lexie like crazy. Just not a good ride home.
Monday (today) I have just been working and writing this rather large thing. Its Uneven Stevens birthday tonight. Going to see some gay ska punk bands cuz thats his thaaang. Then going out after. Duno where. The warehouse probally. The where? Nah, i dont know either.
See ya soon.