For Jeremy, who got a booboo on this tummy

[sometimesy]

I have decided to update my journal in the Joycian style of well, I have just forgotten what it is called. It is also used in 'The Catcher in the Rye.' Bonus points for whoever can tell me what it is... oh wait... streaming consciousness, you all lose and I get my own bonus points, which can be turned in for stale Heresy... fucking hell what are

Comments

[anonymous]

kid you are one unfunny morose dumb motherfucker

get a life loser

I respect your opinion, you should know.

[anonymous]

I respect everything that the brave hearted "Anonymous" has to say, Mike may be "one unfunny morose dumb motherfucker" that needs to "get a life" and is a "loser." Because after all "Anonymous The Brave" anything that you say has to have merit, especially the motherfucker part, because its your mom that he is fucking. While you are at the library reading this because your trailer doesn't have a computer. Mike is banging your mom in your bed so hard that he is gonna break the axle on your house! (after he finishes up on your sister and your grandma)
Jeremy Leimback, Defender of the true comic and writing genius.

Re: I respect your opinion, you should know.

[anonymous]

they are called tootsie rolls you dumb mother fucker and come on mom jokes i think you can do better than that

Re: I respect your opinion, you should know.

[anonymous]

Something about you reading other peoples livejournals and replying anonymously makes me wonder how it is that you critize other people for having no life? Silly fool.
~ANONYMOUS ;)

Re: I respect your opinion, you should know.

[anonymous]

Hey "Anonymous the Brave" I still see you're to chicken shit to put your name on this, from now on i think I'm going to call you Mr. Adjective because that's what everother word you type is, bascially the same ones over and over again too, you must be a great conversationalist (go ahead take the time to sound it out: CON-VER-SATION-A-LIST)You're right i can do better than that, but you don't deserve much more than this. So, HAVE A NICE LIFE.
Jeremy Leimback, probably making Mr. Adjective wish he would've finished school.