Aug 09, 2004 14:04
Evening dubbing doesn't make Keanu Reeves a good actor, even if he's still better than me, but hey, it's not like I'm trying and even if I was I probably couldn't bring in his kind of money, or make the girls scream, or make the boys kick walls and jump off buildings. Like, whoa, I could never do the same.
I got up three times today: once too early, once on time, and once too late. Luckily I have my 5 gear, sometimes white with Italian stripes, bitch ass ride- feminized called "California." Dig, with its dollar twenty bell.
Riding back from mein Deutschkurs a Polizei didn't like my grooving on the sidewalk- that's fifteen euro and an angry look. I said I would stay right there, but my seat would be moving and "Cali" took me all the way home. None of the bunny hopping here.
I don't want to brag, but I can get half a liter of Erdinger for 80 cents. If I wanted to that is, but I choose not to. However, if you did want that extra cold, never keep it in the freezer for than an hour or be prepared to face the terrible consequences.
Since I am living in the future, I should warn you: You need to stand and sit up straighter or else goblins with kiss your ear lobes until you stub your toe.