The Final Scholastic Exam of My Entire Life

[sometimesy]

umm. . . probably not, but in England I think I'll be writing essays, not exams. As you can tell, I am doing so well studying that I had to just stop in the middle and write this entry to inform everyone on how great of a job I am doing. The test is only worth 25% of my grade, no biggie. Et ce n'est que francais, pas probleme. . . euh, non, j'ai

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bow chika bow wow

[zerocash]

so i was watching the discovery channel. they were showing this thing about chimps. it was all scientific and professional and what not. then they started talking about how chimps reproduce, still sounding very scientific. so then they show a female chimp get into position and a male chimp approaches her from behind. still maintaining some sense of professionalism. and then... i swear on everything thats holy... they started playing porn music. they showed the male chimp hump the female's brains out with one hand on her back and one hand on the back of his head. twenty seconds later, it was all over. and the whole show went back to being very scientific and professional.

count this amoung the many times that i wish i had a tivo.

Re: bow chika bow wow

[sometimesy]

hahaha that is fucking great

hahaha

man, tivo would be great
you could rewind, fast forward, still shots

maybe even get some different angles of monkey lovin'