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[sometimes_bites]

Okay. Who did it? Who took one of Pele's Tears?

C'mon. Fess up already. I know you're out there.

EDIT: Apparently, it's time for everyone to get schooled in Hawaiian legend. Pele is the goddess of volcanoes, and dance, and lightning, and punching people in the face with bad luck when they steal rocks from her volcanoes. So which one of you

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[forged_anew]

Uuhhh...

What's a Pele and why are its tears being stolen?

[sometimes_bites]

She, oh ye of many disrespects! See edit.

[forged_anew]

Geez, sorry. Well, I didn't take her tears or anything so quit yelling at me.

[sometimes_bites]

That's not yelling.

THIS IS YELLING!

[On the same frequency in the background]

[betterassister]

HEY! Everything sounds five times louder in the this basement!

[forged_anew]

Yes, that would be yelling. Now quit it.

[sometimes_bites]

You came back a lot crankier.

Wait, I wasn't cranky before? I'm always cranky! XDD

[forged_anew]

Well, I don't remember the fact I "came back," so I'm still getting adjusted to this crazy place and your attitude's not exactly pleasant.

Going around accusing people of disrupting some otherworldly mythology is hardly helping anyone.

[sometimes_bites]

YOUR attitude is unpleasant!

[sometimes_bites]

I'm gonna tell Uncle on you.

Tell Uncle to go tag our threads. ; )

[forged_anew]

[scoff] Tell on me? Right.

I'm not the one accusing people of robbery.

[sometimes_bites]

I'm gonna tell Uncle you disrespected the Goddess.

[forged_anew]

She's not my goddess.

[sometimes_bites]

You're a firebender! You should respect the volcano queen!

[forged_anew]

Oh. Well...

Anyway, I didn't take anything from her so there!

[sometimes_bites]

Okay.

She'll spare you.

For now.