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Mar 18, 2009 21:56

[Lilo's video function flicks on, and shows a view of the inside of the Ohanahouse as Lilo walks into Nani's room.]

Today on Wild Encounters, tremble as we bring you face to face - well, cheek to cheek - with one of the most fearsome beasts known to Discedo -

[Lilo's voice drops to a whisper as the view rounds the edge of Nani's door, and Lilo focuses in on Nani, who is wearing only a tank top and panties as she stands in front of a full-length mirror, posing and eyeing herself critically.]

The Thighrannosaurus Rex! Otherwise known by its scientific name, Thunderus Thighsus.

[Nani, oblivious to her sister's presence, mutters something along the lines of "crap my thighs have gone to hell since I stopped surfing" and turns around to check her butt in the mirror.]

See how the dreaded Thighrannosaurus pays special attention to the lower body, very important as the Thighrannosaurus' diet is dictated by how effectively it can smother its prey to death with its mighty thunder thighs -
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