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[sometimes_bites]

Nani! Frank IS as cool as Batman! He beat one of the frogs up with a frying pan! He heated it up first and everything! And he found me this cane! I'm kicking butt and taking names!

Now he's throwing cash registers! We're the best team EVER!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't think it's possible for any person to be as cool as Batman. I mean, does he have a Batmobile?

[sometimes_bites]

No, but he's covered wars!

ZOMBIE wars!

[libertyfuckyeah]

What, REALLY?!

[sometimes_bites]

YYYYYYEAH!

And he's dating my dorky sister! Can you believe it?

[libertyfuckyeah]

I must meet this man and make his life into a feature film.

Well good for her! Such a nice girl deserves a man who can survive zombie wars.

[sometimes_bites]

You should! Can I be in it?

Yeah, SOMEBODY needs to make sure she's okay when the undead rise again.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Of course! The hero always needs a plucky side kick to help them in their perils!

What about ghosts? We have to think of those too.

[sometimes_bites]

Yay! Frank's plucky sidekick fights with a cane.

Yeah! Vengeful spirits! Helpful spirits! Ones with gaping, bloody eyeholes!

[libertyfuckyeah]

A cane? I guess that works. But maybe you should try for something like a bow and arrow! Or maybe just good ol' fashion martial arts.

kladjsr;ewagjlewar therearenohelpfulspirits.

[sometimes_bites]

Uncle Iroh's been teaching me martial arts! I can use the cane like a bo-staff, AND grab things with it! I've got INTENSE ninja training.

Are you sure? They can WARN about doom! Instead of just inflicting it right away.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Great! You're well on your way to being a true hero; you've got the heart, and with this training and a few years, you'll have the physique too.

That's because they'll be the ones inflicting it!

[sometimes_bites]

Thanks, America! Am I a true patriot yet?

Yeah! Mooooooaning in the walls! Raaaaaattling their chains!

[betterassister]

HEY!