Sep 21, 2006 23:40
"oh. you've gained weight since i've been gone. Dotn worry i bought vegetables,and will cook dinner, so you'll have it taken care of soon. You dont want to wind up huge like the people walking around here [the mall]"
thanks mom. you're the greatest.
She also brought me "pomegranite passion" jelly beans...
I'm not sure what she's hinting at with that one
on the upside, She did buy me new glasses, and they're really awesome. I can be not blind and in style. lol.
I think it's so people will look at my eyes [she likes those] and not my huge ass.
"those jeans look a little tighter than they did, are they suttign off your circulation"