Vacation
So. Vacation's been pretty nice.
Dad went to rehab and is attending AA meetings. Hopefully that'll help the home mellow out a bit at least. He's one three meds for heart and blood pressure too. Jesus, that man is pretty much trashing his body.
Maybe if he stays off the sauce (haha, yeah right), he'll live a little longer.
I went to aunt's too.
For two days.
It was tits. Very much so.
Quiet, mellow, and all the junk food a gal could want.
Also, mutha-fuckin' TAQUITOS *fist pump*
We went to the mall too. And so I called Keta and his lover Mattie and asked them if they wanted to come. And by asked I mean 'called Keta at work and told him to get his ass to the SoPo mall when he got off work'. I called Kes too.
So I got there first, and aunt dragged me into Aeropostle.
If you even know me, you know that is NOT a store I go to. Not by a long shot. As I was going in, I could feel my will to live slowly draining the further I went in. The music, the people (oh god, prep city D: ), the colors...ugh. The icing was when my aunt wanted to buy a pair of pants. 55 year old women do not shop at Aeropostle. Ever.
But yet there she was. Buying pants. I wanted to hide.
And she followed me everywhere.
Met up outside of Spencer's with the gang, and then darted in really quick to evade aunt. She's nice, but really. i wanted friend time. And Spencer's is like...the anit-aunt store. It's everything she hates.
So, we dicussed near the back our plans.
We got back out and I told aunt I wanted to go off with my friends and she was like "shopping isn't fun alone D:" so i set her off with Kes' mum.
In retrospect, ditching my uber-christian aunt with Kes' wiccan, liberal, possibly bisexual mother was NOT a great idea. But they seemed to hit it off and aunt later said she was "quite a nice and funny lady."
g
Anyways, we had a mad time at the mall. it's hard to explain everything we did, but it was awesome. Especially the part where we bought a package of false, adhesive mustaches and wore them all day.
Or...omg, the massage chair fandango. See, Ketamine was sitting in one of those massage chair, and Mattie came over and sat sideways in his lap with his hands around his neck. now Keta is a short and scrawny guy. Mattie is like...6'2 easily (or more!) and he's kinda slender too but still. So it looked kind of funny. Then Kess sat on Mattie and I sat on Kes. So...there was four of us.
In one chair.
All wearing false mustaches.
Mine was a handlebar, yo :V
It was great day. Had some Panda Express too OMNOMNOM their orange chicken is LOVE guys.
A chow mein is fine too :>
OH. TODAY IS MUM'S BIRFDAY! :D
I made her a cake.
First cake...filled the pan up too much and...um, the cake exploded.
Yep, exploded.
Made another one, filled it halfway, and it was PERFECT. God, it's a sexy cake.
Mum's 49, btw.
I got the a pretty necklace and chocolates.
Jesus, that's something you get your date. oh well. She'll love it. She has too.
Dad went to rehab and is attending AA meetings. Hopefully that'll help the home mellow out a bit at least. He's one three meds for heart and blood pressure too. Jesus, that man is pretty much trashing his body.
Maybe if he stays off the sauce (haha, yeah right), he'll live a little longer.
I went to aunt's too.
For two days.
It was tits. Very much so.
Quiet, mellow, and all the junk food a gal could want.
Also, mutha-fuckin' TAQUITOS *fist pump*
We went to the mall too. And so I called Keta and his lover Mattie and asked them if they wanted to come. And by asked I mean 'called Keta at work and told him to get his ass to the SoPo mall when he got off work'. I called Kes too.
So I got there first, and aunt dragged me into Aeropostle.
If you even know me, you know that is NOT a store I go to. Not by a long shot. As I was going in, I could feel my will to live slowly draining the further I went in. The music, the people (oh god, prep city D: ), the colors...ugh. The icing was when my aunt wanted to buy a pair of pants. 55 year old women do not shop at Aeropostle. Ever.
But yet there she was. Buying pants. I wanted to hide.
And she followed me everywhere.
Met up outside of Spencer's with the gang, and then darted in really quick to evade aunt. She's nice, but really. i wanted friend time. And Spencer's is like...the anit-aunt store. It's everything she hates.
So, we dicussed near the back our plans.
We got back out and I told aunt I wanted to go off with my friends and she was like "shopping isn't fun alone D:" so i set her off with Kes' mum.
In retrospect, ditching my uber-christian aunt with Kes' wiccan, liberal, possibly bisexual mother was NOT a great idea. But they seemed to hit it off and aunt later said she was "quite a nice and funny lady."
g
Anyways, we had a mad time at the mall. it's hard to explain everything we did, but it was awesome. Especially the part where we bought a package of false, adhesive mustaches and wore them all day.
Or...omg, the massage chair fandango. See, Ketamine was sitting in one of those massage chair, and Mattie came over and sat sideways in his lap with his hands around his neck. now Keta is a short and scrawny guy. Mattie is like...6'2 easily (or more!) and he's kinda slender too but still. So it looked kind of funny. Then Kess sat on Mattie and I sat on Kes. So...there was four of us.
In one chair.
All wearing false mustaches.
Mine was a handlebar, yo :V
It was great day. Had some Panda Express too OMNOMNOM their orange chicken is LOVE guys.
A chow mein is fine too :>
OH. TODAY IS MUM'S BIRFDAY! :D
I made her a cake.
First cake...filled the pan up too much and...um, the cake exploded.
Yep, exploded.
Made another one, filled it halfway, and it was PERFECT. God, it's a sexy cake.
Mum's 49, btw.
I got the a pretty necklace and chocolates.
Jesus, that's something you get your date. oh well. She'll love it. She has too.