Oh, there is so much wrong with me
So yesterday was epic.
Not.
Everyone abandoned me at home. But that's okay, because I really didn't care. It gave me time to watch my TV and do my shit without everyone bugging me.
I did, however, drop the remote behind the couch at one point. The couch was too close to the wall to fish it out by leaning over the back and reaching down, and I'm too big to wiggle under and get it that way. And no, it is NOT because I am fat; I think my head is too big. You'd have to be a midget in the cranial area to get under there.
Anyways, I figured, 'oh, this is fine because Friends is on' but lo and behold, Friends ended, and Everbody Loves Raymond came on.
Fuck, I hate Raymond. So I went out to get a curtain rod to push the remote out because if there is one thing I hate watching, it's Everybody fucking Loves Raymond. That, and Seinfeld. I mean, don't get me wrong; the jokes are funny and all, but the characters are so annoying that...I just hate it. If the jokes were used by nay other character than the ones in the show, they'd be fine. You could have a Utahraptor saying the jokes to a T-rex and I would be laughing harder than if some fat balding guy was saying the same joke to an annoying fuck of a man with bad hair. No joke. Why are people so gaga over that show? it clearly fails. I DO correct people when they mispronounce 'Seinfeld' because...I don't know why. Mispronunciation-style stupidity irritates me just as much as Seinfeld stupidity. Did that make sense? Probably not. Point is, Seinfeld sucks.
And so does Raymond. I mean, that show is just annoying. It has a really bad title too-- everybody does not love Raymond. I don't. Tom doesn't. Nico doesn't. Ergo, not everyone loves Raymond. Unless the title is trying to be ironic or sarcastic, it's a real lame title.
So anyways, I got the remote out and turns out, the back was broken. So I went on a hunt for duct tape.
Where the fuck is our duct tape, I would like to know? Because after hunting for half a century, I found nothing. I did, however, find bright red electric tape, so I used that. it worked, I'll say that. So I taped the remote shut, turned off the TV and went online to watch hilarious videos on youtube. Because that is what my life has become.
Also, I think it should be a requirement for newscasters to be remotely attractive. I mean, you have nothing to look at but their mugs and pictures of the disasters they are talking about; not much of a choice there. You wonder why I shun the news.
And Stargate slash is surprisingly hot.
<3
OH SPEAKING OF SLASH. I ttly drew Mr. History-phile and had a good laugh about it. Also, I keep trying to draw Gatsby and Nick but I keep fucking up Gatsby's expression and general face. But it's still hawt, lawlz.
Also, I have the plague.
Because three of my friends had it.
God dammit, guys.
Not.
Everyone abandoned me at home. But that's okay, because I really didn't care. It gave me time to watch my TV and do my shit without everyone bugging me.
I did, however, drop the remote behind the couch at one point. The couch was too close to the wall to fish it out by leaning over the back and reaching down, and I'm too big to wiggle under and get it that way. And no, it is NOT because I am fat; I think my head is too big. You'd have to be a midget in the cranial area to get under there.
Anyways, I figured, 'oh, this is fine because Friends is on' but lo and behold, Friends ended, and Everbody Loves Raymond came on.
Fuck, I hate Raymond. So I went out to get a curtain rod to push the remote out because if there is one thing I hate watching, it's Everybody fucking Loves Raymond. That, and Seinfeld. I mean, don't get me wrong; the jokes are funny and all, but the characters are so annoying that...I just hate it. If the jokes were used by nay other character than the ones in the show, they'd be fine. You could have a Utahraptor saying the jokes to a T-rex and I would be laughing harder than if some fat balding guy was saying the same joke to an annoying fuck of a man with bad hair. No joke. Why are people so gaga over that show? it clearly fails. I DO correct people when they mispronounce 'Seinfeld' because...I don't know why. Mispronunciation-style stupidity irritates me just as much as Seinfeld stupidity. Did that make sense? Probably not. Point is, Seinfeld sucks.
And so does Raymond. I mean, that show is just annoying. It has a really bad title too-- everybody does not love Raymond. I don't. Tom doesn't. Nico doesn't. Ergo, not everyone loves Raymond. Unless the title is trying to be ironic or sarcastic, it's a real lame title.
So anyways, I got the remote out and turns out, the back was broken. So I went on a hunt for duct tape.
Where the fuck is our duct tape, I would like to know? Because after hunting for half a century, I found nothing. I did, however, find bright red electric tape, so I used that. it worked, I'll say that. So I taped the remote shut, turned off the TV and went online to watch hilarious videos on youtube. Because that is what my life has become.
Also, I think it should be a requirement for newscasters to be remotely attractive. I mean, you have nothing to look at but their mugs and pictures of the disasters they are talking about; not much of a choice there. You wonder why I shun the news.
And Stargate slash is surprisingly hot.
<3
OH SPEAKING OF SLASH. I ttly drew Mr. History-phile and had a good laugh about it. Also, I keep trying to draw Gatsby and Nick but I keep fucking up Gatsby's expression and general face. But it's still hawt, lawlz.
Also, I have the plague.
Because three of my friends had it.
God dammit, guys.