CUDDLE PARTY
Oh god. oh god. Oh giddy-goody god.
Tonight pretty much rocked.
See, i went to Wal*mart with mum and Shelly, and Shelly met up with her crew (Ry, Ghandi, Mike and Bill) and I sort of tagged along. Anyways, i felt kind of lame but then I saw Ky himsel and Mattie shopping and I was like 'HAY GUYZ OVAR HURR'. And so we all were sort of roaming in a huge ass group...and then we ran into the Guitar Hero 2 demo.
Uh-oh, conflict.
We all sort of tried playing some levels...and took up most of the game aisle. Because there was like...8 of us. XD
Then I borke off and sort of went with Mattie and Ky. And it was pretty funny. Because when we were all walking down one of the food aisles, and I was to the left of Matt, and Ky was to the right and...he walked RIGHT into a HUUUUUGE pole. Like, he was talking to us, and mid sentance *SMACK* right into the poll. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A POLE THAT BIG AND THICK? SRSLY. It was hilarious though, because he felt smack on his ass and sort of looked stunned. Knocked his glasses all askew and everything.
Then we went to get Coke and there was like...boxes int eh middle of the aisle and instead of walking to the end and going around the boxes, I vaulted over a parcel of paper towels, grabbed the soda, and vaulted back
Uh, Mattie also did some suggestive things with a coconut.
I lol'd.
Also, I got the BEST pair of gay shoes ever. They are red, and have red glitter ALL OVER THEM like the ruby slippers. They are so awful they rock. They were also clearly made for children, but my feet were freakishly small enough to fit into them. Muahaha.
And then I had to go hooome. But Mattie and Ky followed me (after paying for ther stuff, of course) and in the sort of entrance, Ky ran over to the horses you can put change in to ride, jumps on, puts in 50 cents, and proceeded to ride the horse yelling 'I AM THE LONE RANGER, HI-HO SILVER'. Matt then abandoned their cart of stuff, jumped on behind Kyle (not that there was much room though) and said 'THAT MAKE ME TONTO. :B' and it was just great.
Oh, and Shelly bought this three-pronged massage thing that really looks like a vibrator and she was harassing Ryan with it all night.
Then at home, Ghandi Ryan and Bill showed up after they dropped off Mike, and they brought Guitar Hero. EVERYONE AND THEIR CAT HAS THAT GAME NOW. But anyways, the guitar controlled is covered with stickers, because it's kind of like Kasey Story- IT GETS AROUND. Lesse, it has two nautical star stickers, a skull sticker, Shelly put a gray heart sticker on it, there were other ones that ame off (you can see the residue) and I put a BANANA STICKER on it. Because Banana stickers are OHSO METAL. I also put a 'priority' sticker from my planner on the orange key, but who cares.
Oh, but the best part...
WAS THE CUDDLE PILE.
It was...three chubby boys all trying deperately to get into Shell's bed, And they all fit somehow. And they were all SPOONING. What was funnier is that they are all typically very straight boys. And Shelly got in and I was laying on the floor and you could hear them talking and somehow the massager got in and yso between the talking you could hear iggling and the buzz of the massager. It was great. And even better was Ryan spooning Bill and going 'don't fight it, don't resist it' and Bill saying 'WTF STOP TOUCHING MY NIPPLE. STOP SPOONING ME.' Then i just sort of got lonely and went and layed on top of everyone.
It was like...an orgy. but with less sex and more vibrators massagers.
Good giddy god.
This is how every friday should be.
Tonight pretty much rocked.
See, i went to Wal*mart with mum and Shelly, and Shelly met up with her crew (Ry, Ghandi, Mike and Bill) and I sort of tagged along. Anyways, i felt kind of lame but then I saw Ky himsel and Mattie shopping and I was like 'HAY GUYZ OVAR HURR'. And so we all were sort of roaming in a huge ass group...and then we ran into the Guitar Hero 2 demo.
Uh-oh, conflict.
We all sort of tried playing some levels...and took up most of the game aisle. Because there was like...8 of us. XD
Then I borke off and sort of went with Mattie and Ky. And it was pretty funny. Because when we were all walking down one of the food aisles, and I was to the left of Matt, and Ky was to the right and...he walked RIGHT into a HUUUUUGE pole. Like, he was talking to us, and mid sentance *SMACK* right into the poll. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A POLE THAT BIG AND THICK? SRSLY. It was hilarious though, because he felt smack on his ass and sort of looked stunned. Knocked his glasses all askew and everything.
Then we went to get Coke and there was like...boxes int eh middle of the aisle and instead of walking to the end and going around the boxes, I vaulted over a parcel of paper towels, grabbed the soda, and vaulted back
Uh, Mattie also did some suggestive things with a coconut.
I lol'd.
Also, I got the BEST pair of gay shoes ever. They are red, and have red glitter ALL OVER THEM like the ruby slippers. They are so awful they rock. They were also clearly made for children, but my feet were freakishly small enough to fit into them. Muahaha.
And then I had to go hooome. But Mattie and Ky followed me (after paying for ther stuff, of course) and in the sort of entrance, Ky ran over to the horses you can put change in to ride, jumps on, puts in 50 cents, and proceeded to ride the horse yelling 'I AM THE LONE RANGER, HI-HO SILVER'. Matt then abandoned their cart of stuff, jumped on behind Kyle (not that there was much room though) and said 'THAT MAKE ME TONTO. :B' and it was just great.
Oh, and Shelly bought this three-pronged massage thing that really looks like a vibrator and she was harassing Ryan with it all night.
Then at home, Ghandi Ryan and Bill showed up after they dropped off Mike, and they brought Guitar Hero. EVERYONE AND THEIR CAT HAS THAT GAME NOW. But anyways, the guitar controlled is covered with stickers, because it's kind of like Kasey Story- IT GETS AROUND. Lesse, it has two nautical star stickers, a skull sticker, Shelly put a gray heart sticker on it, there were other ones that ame off (you can see the residue) and I put a BANANA STICKER on it. Because Banana stickers are OHSO METAL. I also put a 'priority' sticker from my planner on the orange key, but who cares.
Oh, but the best part...
WAS THE CUDDLE PILE.
It was...three chubby boys all trying deperately to get into Shell's bed, And they all fit somehow. And they were all SPOONING. What was funnier is that they are all typically very straight boys. And Shelly got in and I was laying on the floor and you could hear them talking and somehow the massager got in and yso between the talking you could hear iggling and the buzz of the massager. It was great. And even better was Ryan spooning Bill and going 'don't fight it, don't resist it' and Bill saying 'WTF STOP TOUCHING MY NIPPLE. STOP SPOONING ME.' Then i just sort of got lonely and went and layed on top of everyone.
It was like...an orgy. but with less sex and more vibrators massagers.
Good giddy god.
This is how every friday should be.