Writing letters.
Dear car,
Why do you always have to do this? I mean, it's just inconvenient really. So maybe you overheard me saying that I wanted to buy a new car, but that's only because you started leaking petrol or something like that, and I don't want to pay for expensive repairs again. I mean, last time it was the heater matrix breaking and the time before that was the wheel falling off... Now you want me to deal with your insane consumption of fuel and your sudden decision to disallow me into my car through the driver door.
Well thanks. I appreciate it. Really I do. I mean, you breaking in odd and inconvenient ways is just what I live for.
Just so you know, I'm looking for a new car on Thursday now. I was going to put it off until April, but you've just sealed your fate.
Good bloody riddance.
No love,
Me.
Why do you always have to do this? I mean, it's just inconvenient really. So maybe you overheard me saying that I wanted to buy a new car, but that's only because you started leaking petrol or something like that, and I don't want to pay for expensive repairs again. I mean, last time it was the heater matrix breaking and the time before that was the wheel falling off... Now you want me to deal with your insane consumption of fuel and your sudden decision to disallow me into my car through the driver door.
Well thanks. I appreciate it. Really I do. I mean, you breaking in odd and inconvenient ways is just what I live for.
Just so you know, I'm looking for a new car on Thursday now. I was going to put it off until April, but you've just sealed your fate.
Good bloody riddance.
No love,
Me.