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*insert "OMGMYBFGOTMETHECUTESTPIECEOFJEWELRY" here*
Me and Joe did not exchange.
Santa brought me socks and underwear and a fake fur vest.
And gift cards and make-up and other practicalities of the like.
Saw Amy, Karyn, Conor, and other heroes from my past.
All encounters pleasant and liquored up.
Tons of booze these past few days.
Sangria. Blue Moon. Egg Nog. Pinot. Bailey's. Yuengling. Margaritas.
Got massively sick from drinking for the first time since Marist.
Me and drinking are going to see other people.
Joe is sleeping in the room next to me.
I can hear him snoring through the wall.
I wonder if I could hear him from upstairs.
There are four different sets of bear tracks in my backyard.
I haven't heard Gerald, the mouse that lives in my wall, in a few days.
I hope these occurrences are unrelated. I do not wish Gerald harm.
Maybe they're forging an unlikely friendship in the woods behind my house.
Disney needs to make that kind of movie again.
Joe is on vacation this week so we are going to have funtimezZz togetherz.
This is the third time I've mentioned him.
I like him best.
Me and Joe did not exchange.
Santa brought me socks and underwear and a fake fur vest.
And gift cards and make-up and other practicalities of the like.
Saw Amy, Karyn, Conor, and other heroes from my past.
All encounters pleasant and liquored up.
Tons of booze these past few days.
Sangria. Blue Moon. Egg Nog. Pinot. Bailey's. Yuengling. Margaritas.
Got massively sick from drinking for the first time since Marist.
Me and drinking are going to see other people.
Joe is sleeping in the room next to me.
I can hear him snoring through the wall.
I wonder if I could hear him from upstairs.
There are four different sets of bear tracks in my backyard.
I haven't heard Gerald, the mouse that lives in my wall, in a few days.
I hope these occurrences are unrelated. I do not wish Gerald harm.
Maybe they're forging an unlikely friendship in the woods behind my house.
Disney needs to make that kind of movie again.
Joe is on vacation this week so we are going to have funtimezZz togetherz.
This is the third time I've mentioned him.
I like him best.