Teleportation: More or less for our own future(istic) reference.
Abby and I just unlocked the secrets of the universe. And it is Teleportation.
erc 198 8 (4:04:51 PM): the internet is weirddddddd and creeps
abbycrunkford (4:06:10 PM): yes
abbycrunkford (4:06:11 PM): yes it is
erc 198 8 (4:06:31 PM): i wonder what is next
erc 198 8 (4:06:42 PM): this is only the tip of the iceberg, you see
abbycrunkford (4:08:21 PM): i know
abbycrunkford (4:08:25 PM): that is weird
erc 198 8 (4:09:00 PM): i'm holding out for teleportation
erc 198 8 (4:09:09 PM): that would be sweeeet
abbycrunkford (4:10:35 PM): i know right. i'm not sure how that links to the internet, but yeah. i hate driving on the highway. it's scary. also, it would save so much time
abbycrunkford (4:10:44 PM): you could go to different countries all the time
abbycrunkford (4:10:49 PM): it would be awesome
erc 198 8 (4:11:32 PM): and like, if i wanted to come to raleigh right now i could be there in 2 seconds
erc 198 8 (4:11:41 PM): and not have to worry about parking
erc 198 8 (4:11:54 PM): and no one would ever be late to anything
abbycrunkford (4:13:27 PM): well, i mean. you wouldn't just have teleportation EVERYWHERE. at least not to start off with. it would be like long distances. like to different cities, states, countries, PLANETS?!?!? but like i wouldn't want to teleport everywhere. like to class. you would never walk anywhere
abbycrunkford (4:13:28 PM): hahahaha
erc 198 8 (4:14:12 PM): it would significantly decrease the availability of exercise
abbycrunkford (4:14:32 PM): you could teleport to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:14:34 PM): hehehehe
erc 198 8 (4:14:38 PM): hahahhaa
erc 198 8 (4:15:06 PM): honestly, if i could teleport to the gym i would probably go more often
erc 198 8 (4:15:20 PM): acting purely on impulse would be much more convenient
abbycrunkford (4:16:18 PM): you would have to have teleportation stations, though
abbycrunkford (4:16:34 PM): so you would still have to get to the telestation before going to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:16:42 PM): depending on how close the telestation is
erc 198 8 (4:16:43 PM): TELESTATION
abbycrunkford (4:16:48 PM): in relation to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:17:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:17:33 PM): i think that maybe teleportation chips, telechips, if you will, would possibly be installed in people who chose to participate in this cutting-edge technology
erc 198 8 (4:17:45 PM): thus, you could go anywhere, anytime, at the drop of a hat
abbycrunkford (4:18:00 PM): hmm telechips, eh?
erc 198 8 (4:18:07 PM): that will probably be invented post-telestations, i think you've hit the nail on the head with that idea
abbycrunkford (4:18:07 PM): that would be craze
abbycrunkford (4:18:16 PM): telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:23 PM): or maybe telesuits
erc 198 8 (4:18:31 PM): now THAT would be so good
abbycrunkford (4:18:38 PM): they would be between telestations and telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:43 PM): because they would be ugly
erc 198 8 (4:18:47 PM): yeah really
abbycrunkford (4:18:49 PM): and you would have to wear them all the time
abbycrunkford (4:18:50 PM): gah
abbycrunkford (4:18:55 PM): but telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:57 PM): so easy
erc 198 8 (4:18:58 PM): but you know what is awesome?
abbycrunkford (4:19:01 PM): what?
erc 198 8 (4:19:19 PM): they have already taken the first steps!!!!! with those super ridiculously fast airplanes
erc 198 8 (4:19:31 PM): that can get from new york city to london in like 4 minutes
abbycrunkford (4:19:37 PM): teleplanes might be first
abbycrunkford (4:19:41 PM): HAHA WHAT
abbycrunkford (4:19:44 PM): four minutes
erc 198 8 (4:19:46 PM): for real
abbycrunkford (4:19:50 PM): oh man
erc 198 8 (4:19:52 PM): they are so great
erc 198 8 (4:20:00 PM): imagine the velocity
erc 198 8 (4:20:14 PM): i may or may not have just googled teleportation
abbycrunkford (4:20:18 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:20:24 PM): what comes up?
abbycrunkford (4:20:28 PM): telechips?
erc 198 8 (4:20:42 PM): http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3811785.stm
erc 198 8 (4:20:45 PM): FUCK. YEAH.
abbycrunkford (4:21:28 PM): we should make a livejournal post
abbycrunkford (4:21:31 PM): with this convo
abbycrunkford (4:21:33 PM): or parts of it
abbycrunkford (4:21:34 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:21:40 PM): and that link
abbycrunkford (4:21:41 PM): HAHAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:21:43 PM): i was just about to do that
erc 198 8 (4:21:45 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA
abbycrunkford (4:21:52 PM): HAHAH THAT'S WEIRD
erc 198 8 (4:21:57 PM): OUR BRAINS
erc 198 8 (4:22:01 PM): ARE TELEPORTING
erc 198 8 (4:22:06 PM): IDEAS
abbycrunkford (4:22:08 PM): telebrains!
erc 198 8 (4:22:12 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA
abbycrunkford (4:22:14 PM): hahaha
abbycrunkford (4:22:27 PM): that would be bad
abbycrunkford (4:22:34 PM): because you know someone would fuck up
abbycrunkford (4:22:46 PM): and accidentally teleport bad ideas to someone else
erc 198 8 (4:23:11 PM): oh no, imagine how it might aid in like, military intelligence
erc 198 8 (4:23:15 PM): we would have telewars
abbycrunkford (4:23:27 PM): like "umm she just ate the last crabcake. what a FAT WHORE"
abbycrunkford (4:23:32 PM): and it would go to someone
abbycrunkford (4:23:43 PM): and they'd be like "i not so hungers no mores."
abbycrunkford (4:23:45 PM): :-(
erc 198 8 (4:23:51 PM): HAHAHAAA
abbycrunkford (4:24:03 PM): but yeah, i guess military intelligence
abbycrunkford (4:24:04 PM): i mean
abbycrunkford (4:24:06 PM): whatevs
abbycrunkford (4:24:11 PM): the insult thing, though
abbycrunkford (4:24:20 PM): that would be disasterous
erc 198 8 (4:24:27 PM): that is dangerous business, my friend
erc 198 8 (4:25:13 PM): but like, osama bin ladin could teleport out of his hole in the ground
abbycrunkford (4:25:18 PM): HAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:25:28 PM): and blow up the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
abbycrunkford (4:25:41 PM): they would just have to monitor very closely who gets telechips
erc 198 8 (4:25:47 PM): for real
abbycrunkford (4:25:48 PM): people would get around it though
erc 198 8 (4:25:52 PM): we would be first
erc 198 8 (4:25:58 PM): since we thought them up
abbycrunkford (4:26:11 PM): first it would only be really famous, rich, and/or influential people
abbycrunkford (4:26:14 PM): oh
abbycrunkford (4:26:15 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:26:16 PM): yes
abbycrunkford (4:26:18 PM): us first
abbycrunkford (4:26:22 PM): and then the others
abbycrunkford (4:26:29 PM): but we'd be all
erc 198 8 (4:26:29 PM): of course
abbycrunkford (4:26:30 PM): hold up
abbycrunkford (4:26:38 PM): telechips for everybody!!!!!!!!1
abbycrunkford (4:26:52 PM): we would either be considered the best or the worst inventors ever
erc 198 8 (4:26:59 PM): probs the best
erc 198 8 (4:27:09 PM): considering they are tip-top in travel convenience
abbycrunkford (4:27:10 PM): unless it goes sour
erc 198 8 (4:27:15 PM): among other things
abbycrunkford (4:27:22 PM): people get the chips
abbycrunkford (4:27:23 PM): and then
abbycrunkford (4:27:27 PM): i don't know
abbycrunkford (4:27:28 PM): ahahahhaa
abbycrunkford (4:27:32 PM): or
erc 198 8 (4:27:33 PM): so true, my friend, so true
abbycrunkford (4:27:38 PM): people would get them
abbycrunkford (4:27:49 PM): and then teleport into bank vaults
erc 198 8 (4:27:53 PM): oh SHIT
abbycrunkford (4:28:01 PM): there would have to be no telezones
erc 198 8 (4:28:05 PM): we would have to make teleportation sheilds
abbycrunkford (4:28:08 PM): yeah
abbycrunkford (4:28:09 PM): ahahaha
erc 198 8 (4:28:10 PM): or that
erc 198 8 (4:28:15 PM): telezones. much better
erc 198 8 (4:28:26 PM): telesheilds, telezones
abbycrunkford (4:28:31 PM): telepies
abbycrunkford (4:28:32 PM): mmmm
abbycrunkford (4:28:36 PM): i love pie
erc 198 8 (4:28:40 PM): the T section of the dictionary is about to get hella long
abbycrunkford (4:28:46 PM): it would telepie right to my face
erc 198 8 (4:28:52 PM): AHHAHAHAHAA
abbycrunkford (4:28:54 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:30:11 PM): oh
abbycrunkford (4:30:18 PM): qvc would be all up ons
erc 198 8 (4:30:32 PM): hell yeah
erc 198 8 (4:30:42 PM): teleshopping!
abbycrunkford (4:31:00 PM): they'd be like "this cat vase is now only 9.99, and we have the latest teleshopping technology, so we will get it to you right away"
abbycrunkford (4:31:11 PM): okay
erc 198 8 (4:31:13 PM): that would be AMAZING
abbycrunkford (4:31:16 PM): teleshopping
erc 198 8 (4:31:18 PM): and so great for movie rentals
abbycrunkford (4:31:18 PM): sogood
abbycrunkford (4:31:21 PM): yesssss
erc 198 8 (4:31:32 PM): almost as great as pay-per-view
erc 198 8 (4:31:38 PM): which we have.
abbycrunkford (4:31:39 PM): hahaha i was just thinking that
abbycrunkford (4:31:40 PM): hahahahah
abbycrunkford (4:31:42 PM): we kind of
abbycrunkford (4:31:45 PM): already can do that
Ah yes, Doobs, back to reality. If you actually read that, I salute you!
But seriously check this out. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3811785.stm
Happy teleporting!
Emilia
erc 198 8 (4:04:51 PM): the internet is weirddddddd and creeps
abbycrunkford (4:06:10 PM): yes
abbycrunkford (4:06:11 PM): yes it is
erc 198 8 (4:06:31 PM): i wonder what is next
erc 198 8 (4:06:42 PM): this is only the tip of the iceberg, you see
abbycrunkford (4:08:21 PM): i know
abbycrunkford (4:08:25 PM): that is weird
erc 198 8 (4:09:00 PM): i'm holding out for teleportation
erc 198 8 (4:09:09 PM): that would be sweeeet
abbycrunkford (4:10:35 PM): i know right. i'm not sure how that links to the internet, but yeah. i hate driving on the highway. it's scary. also, it would save so much time
abbycrunkford (4:10:44 PM): you could go to different countries all the time
abbycrunkford (4:10:49 PM): it would be awesome
erc 198 8 (4:11:32 PM): and like, if i wanted to come to raleigh right now i could be there in 2 seconds
erc 198 8 (4:11:41 PM): and not have to worry about parking
erc 198 8 (4:11:54 PM): and no one would ever be late to anything
abbycrunkford (4:13:27 PM): well, i mean. you wouldn't just have teleportation EVERYWHERE. at least not to start off with. it would be like long distances. like to different cities, states, countries, PLANETS?!?!? but like i wouldn't want to teleport everywhere. like to class. you would never walk anywhere
abbycrunkford (4:13:28 PM): hahahaha
erc 198 8 (4:14:12 PM): it would significantly decrease the availability of exercise
abbycrunkford (4:14:32 PM): you could teleport to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:14:34 PM): hehehehe
erc 198 8 (4:14:38 PM): hahahhaa
erc 198 8 (4:15:06 PM): honestly, if i could teleport to the gym i would probably go more often
erc 198 8 (4:15:20 PM): acting purely on impulse would be much more convenient
abbycrunkford (4:16:18 PM): you would have to have teleportation stations, though
abbycrunkford (4:16:34 PM): so you would still have to get to the telestation before going to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:16:42 PM): depending on how close the telestation is
erc 198 8 (4:16:43 PM): TELESTATION
abbycrunkford (4:16:48 PM): in relation to the gym
abbycrunkford (4:17:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:17:33 PM): i think that maybe teleportation chips, telechips, if you will, would possibly be installed in people who chose to participate in this cutting-edge technology
erc 198 8 (4:17:45 PM): thus, you could go anywhere, anytime, at the drop of a hat
abbycrunkford (4:18:00 PM): hmm telechips, eh?
erc 198 8 (4:18:07 PM): that will probably be invented post-telestations, i think you've hit the nail on the head with that idea
abbycrunkford (4:18:07 PM): that would be craze
abbycrunkford (4:18:16 PM): telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:23 PM): or maybe telesuits
erc 198 8 (4:18:31 PM): now THAT would be so good
abbycrunkford (4:18:38 PM): they would be between telestations and telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:43 PM): because they would be ugly
erc 198 8 (4:18:47 PM): yeah really
abbycrunkford (4:18:49 PM): and you would have to wear them all the time
abbycrunkford (4:18:50 PM): gah
abbycrunkford (4:18:55 PM): but telechips
abbycrunkford (4:18:57 PM): so easy
erc 198 8 (4:18:58 PM): but you know what is awesome?
abbycrunkford (4:19:01 PM): what?
erc 198 8 (4:19:19 PM): they have already taken the first steps!!!!! with those super ridiculously fast airplanes
erc 198 8 (4:19:31 PM): that can get from new york city to london in like 4 minutes
abbycrunkford (4:19:37 PM): teleplanes might be first
abbycrunkford (4:19:41 PM): HAHA WHAT
abbycrunkford (4:19:44 PM): four minutes
erc 198 8 (4:19:46 PM): for real
abbycrunkford (4:19:50 PM): oh man
erc 198 8 (4:19:52 PM): they are so great
erc 198 8 (4:20:00 PM): imagine the velocity
erc 198 8 (4:20:14 PM): i may or may not have just googled teleportation
abbycrunkford (4:20:18 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:20:24 PM): what comes up?
abbycrunkford (4:20:28 PM): telechips?
erc 198 8 (4:20:42 PM): http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3811785.stm
erc 198 8 (4:20:45 PM): FUCK. YEAH.
abbycrunkford (4:21:28 PM): we should make a livejournal post
abbycrunkford (4:21:31 PM): with this convo
abbycrunkford (4:21:33 PM): or parts of it
abbycrunkford (4:21:34 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:21:40 PM): and that link
abbycrunkford (4:21:41 PM): HAHAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:21:43 PM): i was just about to do that
erc 198 8 (4:21:45 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA
abbycrunkford (4:21:52 PM): HAHAH THAT'S WEIRD
erc 198 8 (4:21:57 PM): OUR BRAINS
erc 198 8 (4:22:01 PM): ARE TELEPORTING
erc 198 8 (4:22:06 PM): IDEAS
abbycrunkford (4:22:08 PM): telebrains!
erc 198 8 (4:22:12 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA
abbycrunkford (4:22:14 PM): hahaha
abbycrunkford (4:22:27 PM): that would be bad
abbycrunkford (4:22:34 PM): because you know someone would fuck up
abbycrunkford (4:22:46 PM): and accidentally teleport bad ideas to someone else
erc 198 8 (4:23:11 PM): oh no, imagine how it might aid in like, military intelligence
erc 198 8 (4:23:15 PM): we would have telewars
abbycrunkford (4:23:27 PM): like "umm she just ate the last crabcake. what a FAT WHORE"
abbycrunkford (4:23:32 PM): and it would go to someone
abbycrunkford (4:23:43 PM): and they'd be like "i not so hungers no mores."
abbycrunkford (4:23:45 PM): :-(
erc 198 8 (4:23:51 PM): HAHAHAAA
abbycrunkford (4:24:03 PM): but yeah, i guess military intelligence
abbycrunkford (4:24:04 PM): i mean
abbycrunkford (4:24:06 PM): whatevs
abbycrunkford (4:24:11 PM): the insult thing, though
abbycrunkford (4:24:20 PM): that would be disasterous
erc 198 8 (4:24:27 PM): that is dangerous business, my friend
erc 198 8 (4:25:13 PM): but like, osama bin ladin could teleport out of his hole in the ground
abbycrunkford (4:25:18 PM): HAHAHA
erc 198 8 (4:25:28 PM): and blow up the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
abbycrunkford (4:25:41 PM): they would just have to monitor very closely who gets telechips
erc 198 8 (4:25:47 PM): for real
abbycrunkford (4:25:48 PM): people would get around it though
erc 198 8 (4:25:52 PM): we would be first
erc 198 8 (4:25:58 PM): since we thought them up
abbycrunkford (4:26:11 PM): first it would only be really famous, rich, and/or influential people
abbycrunkford (4:26:14 PM): oh
abbycrunkford (4:26:15 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:26:16 PM): yes
abbycrunkford (4:26:18 PM): us first
abbycrunkford (4:26:22 PM): and then the others
abbycrunkford (4:26:29 PM): but we'd be all
erc 198 8 (4:26:29 PM): of course
abbycrunkford (4:26:30 PM): hold up
abbycrunkford (4:26:38 PM): telechips for everybody!!!!!!!!1
abbycrunkford (4:26:52 PM): we would either be considered the best or the worst inventors ever
erc 198 8 (4:26:59 PM): probs the best
erc 198 8 (4:27:09 PM): considering they are tip-top in travel convenience
abbycrunkford (4:27:10 PM): unless it goes sour
erc 198 8 (4:27:15 PM): among other things
abbycrunkford (4:27:22 PM): people get the chips
abbycrunkford (4:27:23 PM): and then
abbycrunkford (4:27:27 PM): i don't know
abbycrunkford (4:27:28 PM): ahahahhaa
abbycrunkford (4:27:32 PM): or
erc 198 8 (4:27:33 PM): so true, my friend, so true
abbycrunkford (4:27:38 PM): people would get them
abbycrunkford (4:27:49 PM): and then teleport into bank vaults
erc 198 8 (4:27:53 PM): oh SHIT
abbycrunkford (4:28:01 PM): there would have to be no telezones
erc 198 8 (4:28:05 PM): we would have to make teleportation sheilds
abbycrunkford (4:28:08 PM): yeah
abbycrunkford (4:28:09 PM): ahahaha
erc 198 8 (4:28:10 PM): or that
erc 198 8 (4:28:15 PM): telezones. much better
erc 198 8 (4:28:26 PM): telesheilds, telezones
abbycrunkford (4:28:31 PM): telepies
abbycrunkford (4:28:32 PM): mmmm
abbycrunkford (4:28:36 PM): i love pie
erc 198 8 (4:28:40 PM): the T section of the dictionary is about to get hella long
abbycrunkford (4:28:46 PM): it would telepie right to my face
erc 198 8 (4:28:52 PM): AHHAHAHAHAA
abbycrunkford (4:28:54 PM): hahahaha
abbycrunkford (4:30:11 PM): oh
abbycrunkford (4:30:18 PM): qvc would be all up ons
erc 198 8 (4:30:32 PM): hell yeah
erc 198 8 (4:30:42 PM): teleshopping!
abbycrunkford (4:31:00 PM): they'd be like "this cat vase is now only 9.99, and we have the latest teleshopping technology, so we will get it to you right away"
abbycrunkford (4:31:11 PM): okay
erc 198 8 (4:31:13 PM): that would be AMAZING
abbycrunkford (4:31:16 PM): teleshopping
erc 198 8 (4:31:18 PM): and so great for movie rentals
abbycrunkford (4:31:18 PM): sogood
abbycrunkford (4:31:21 PM): yesssss
erc 198 8 (4:31:32 PM): almost as great as pay-per-view
erc 198 8 (4:31:38 PM): which we have.
abbycrunkford (4:31:39 PM): hahaha i was just thinking that
abbycrunkford (4:31:40 PM): hahahahah
abbycrunkford (4:31:42 PM): we kind of
abbycrunkford (4:31:45 PM): already can do that
Ah yes, Doobs, back to reality. If you actually read that, I salute you!
But seriously check this out. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3811785.stm
Happy teleporting!
Emilia