still funny

[somesillyduck]

The World's Religions, in a nutshell
Taoism: Shit Happens

Hinduism: This shit has happened before

Confucianism: Confucius say, ?Shit happens?

Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage.

Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, Knock, ?Shit happens?

Atheism: There is no such thing as shit

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not

Protestantism: Shit won?t happen if I work harder

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna: shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen

Rastafarian: Smoke that shit