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Written by one of my co-teachers:
"Hard Drive of Room 107, Dillon High School, succumbed after a brief illness.
Hard Drive, also known as K-Way's Computer, was a veteran who previously served three tours of duty with distinction and without incident. Upon returning home, he joined the reserves and was injured in a skirmish between iTunes and PrintShop. Injured, but undeterred, he was able to successfully transfer important data to an outside source before being completely compromised. Later in life, he stored flipcharts, powerpoints and lesson plans. He is survived by a brother H. Drive of Maple [note from Miranda: Maple is our IT building] and a sister A. Drive of Floppy. He was preceded in death by both his mother, Gateway and his father Compaq."
"Hard Drive of Room 107, Dillon High School, succumbed after a brief illness.
Hard Drive, also known as K-Way's Computer, was a veteran who previously served three tours of duty with distinction and without incident. Upon returning home, he joined the reserves and was injured in a skirmish between iTunes and PrintShop. Injured, but undeterred, he was able to successfully transfer important data to an outside source before being completely compromised. Later in life, he stored flipcharts, powerpoints and lesson plans. He is survived by a brother H. Drive of Maple [note from Miranda: Maple is our IT building] and a sister A. Drive of Floppy. He was preceded in death by both his mother, Gateway and his father Compaq."