+RELATIONSHIPS+
Sasori's relationships.
+LOVES+
FARFARELLO: Despite Farfarello having left and forgotten, he remains Sasori's OTFavorite Person. He would so absolutely anything - and I do mean anything for Far. When Far was here before, he'd even brag about their relationship, because it was utterly perfect in his eyes and therefor probably seriously dysfunctional in the eyes of others.
-He was ready to give up some of his memories in exchange for sharing some of their memories together.
-Family member: mommy Daddy No. 2
-Housemate
REIRA: Total besties; they balance each other out. He considers himself her straightman/babysitter/guardian or sorts. There's a limit to how much he would do for her, but he was willing to go into a business he didn't like the idea of.
-He's sort of forced himself into the role of father for her, and guards his baby girl carefully.
-Family member: oldest daughter
-Housemate
+RECENT: He started to realize how much he cared about her when she disappeared for a few days, so rather than get sucked into an emotional black hole that would open weaknesses and rekindle a part of himself that he has worked hard to ignore, he's decided to try and ignore her as best he can.
BADOU: The eldest son, who does his papa proud. Harassing his darling child has become a ritual in Sasori's daily life now. But there is no way in hell he's letting Badou anywhere near Reira without a chaperon. And that chaperon is Sasori.
-Sasori. Will. Never. Let. Him. Leave.
-Family member: oldest son.
-Housemate
+Same as Reira; he's trying to distance himself to keep himself safer.
MELLO: His little brother of sorts. They're different as far as ideals go, but Mello is right up there with Farfarello. OTFP2. They balance each other nicely, and Sasori is fond of giving Mello relationship advice.
-Sasori told L that he would not consciously let Mello die before his eyes. He would "protect him without wounding Mello's pride".
-Family member: younger brother.
+LOVE/HATE+
NILL: She frustrates him, but he invested time into her, and gave her a doll. She basically dropped him when things didn't work right, and that makes him angry. He thinks she needs to be hit a few times.
CLAIRE: Same deal with Nill, except he was much, much closer to Claire. Now she not only doesn't remember him, but he doesn't want her to trust him, and wants to keep her as far away as possible so he won't get hurt again.
-He made a deal with Sylar to avoid her (and him) at all costs in exchange for Sylar not killing Sasori. He currently hates this arrangement, but his fear of death overcomes that.
-Family member: ex-daughter.
SYLAR: He doesn't dislike Sylar as much as he says he does; he just likes Claire more. Sylar interests him, in an awkward, I-don't-really-want-to-be-around-him kind of way. He can't exactly communicate now, anyway.
-He was never going to put forth the effort needed to become Sylar's friend.
-Family member: son-in-law.
+HATES+
VIRAL: There are no words. Only hate.
GRIMMJOW: Grimmjow doesn't get hate, so much as minor annoyance, like a fly that won't stop buzzing in your ear.
RANDOM PERSON: Someone always manages to piss him off at least once. Please place your name here. He'll get over it.
ULCERS: Sasori named his ulcers Fun, With, Dick, and Jane.
+NEUTRAL+
LOCKON STRATOS: They talked, like, maybe five times, max? But Sasori's decided Lockon's ok... even if his hair is totally unfair.
-He'd share one cookie with him. ONE cookie.
HALLELUJAH HAPTISM: Not Allelujah. Halle amuses Sasori to no end; they're like Team Rocket. Themesong and everything.
-Halle's Jesse.
+L+
L gets his own category. Sasori doesn't really know how to react to L; they know each other because they both care about Mello, and they talk often. L has a way of reading between the lines that unnerves Sasori.
+PAST+
SUZAKU: For a long time, Sasori's best friend. They adored each other in a sickening fashion, and Suzaku was always very protective of him. While they were "together", however, Sasori fell for two people, and ended up leaving Suzaku for Farfarello. He doesn't regret that in the slightest.
MILLENIA: If there were a building that stood for Sasori's patience, she is the terrorist plane which crashed into it. The very thought of her makes his skin crawl to this day.
KURONUE: An admiration which turned into a crush which turned into ulcers. Like so many other things, he left Kuronue behind when he met Farfarello.
SAKURA: He started by hating her. The gods had an event in which he fell in love with her. He kept those feelings afterward. They played football with each others' hearts. He suffered many an ulcer because of her. He's glad she's not here.
MIWAKO: Reira started as a replacement for Miwako. Miwako and Farfarello are the only people he CAN NOT lie to. There is something about Miwako which inspired frankness.
+LOVES+
FARFARELLO: Despite Farfarello having left and forgotten, he remains Sasori's OTFavorite Person. He would so absolutely anything - and I do mean anything for Far. When Far was here before, he'd even brag about their relationship, because it was utterly perfect in his eyes and therefor probably seriously dysfunctional in the eyes of others.
-He was ready to give up some of his memories in exchange for sharing some of their memories together.
-Family member: mommy Daddy No. 2
-Housemate
REIRA: Total besties; they balance each other out. He considers himself her straightman/babysitter/guardian or sorts. There's a limit to how much he would do for her, but he was willing to go into a business he didn't like the idea of.
-He's sort of forced himself into the role of father for her, and guards his baby girl carefully.
-Family member: oldest daughter
-Housemate
+RECENT: He started to realize how much he cared about her when she disappeared for a few days, so rather than get sucked into an emotional black hole that would open weaknesses and rekindle a part of himself that he has worked hard to ignore, he's decided to try and ignore her as best he can.
BADOU: The eldest son, who does his papa proud. Harassing his darling child has become a ritual in Sasori's daily life now. But there is no way in hell he's letting Badou anywhere near Reira without a chaperon. And that chaperon is Sasori.
-Sasori. Will. Never. Let. Him. Leave.
-Family member: oldest son.
-Housemate
+Same as Reira; he's trying to distance himself to keep himself safer.
MELLO: His little brother of sorts. They're different as far as ideals go, but Mello is right up there with Farfarello. OTFP2. They balance each other nicely, and Sasori is fond of giving Mello relationship advice.
-Sasori told L that he would not consciously let Mello die before his eyes. He would "protect him without wounding Mello's pride".
-Family member: younger brother.
+LOVE/HATE+
NILL: She frustrates him, but he invested time into her, and gave her a doll. She basically dropped him when things didn't work right, and that makes him angry. He thinks she needs to be hit a few times.
CLAIRE: Same deal with Nill, except he was much, much closer to Claire. Now she not only doesn't remember him, but he doesn't want her to trust him, and wants to keep her as far away as possible so he won't get hurt again.
-He made a deal with Sylar to avoid her (and him) at all costs in exchange for Sylar not killing Sasori. He currently hates this arrangement, but his fear of death overcomes that.
-Family member: ex-daughter.
SYLAR: He doesn't dislike Sylar as much as he says he does; he just likes Claire more. Sylar interests him, in an awkward, I-don't-really-want-to-be-around-him kind of way. He can't exactly communicate now, anyway.
-He was never going to put forth the effort needed to become Sylar's friend.
-Family member: son-in-law.
+HATES+
VIRAL: There are no words. Only hate.
GRIMMJOW: Grimmjow doesn't get hate, so much as minor annoyance, like a fly that won't stop buzzing in your ear.
RANDOM PERSON: Someone always manages to piss him off at least once. Please place your name here. He'll get over it.
ULCERS: Sasori named his ulcers Fun, With, Dick, and Jane.
+NEUTRAL+
LOCKON STRATOS: They talked, like, maybe five times, max? But Sasori's decided Lockon's ok... even if his hair is totally unfair.
-He'd share one cookie with him. ONE cookie.
HALLELUJAH HAPTISM: Not Allelujah. Halle amuses Sasori to no end; they're like Team Rocket. Themesong and everything.
-Halle's Jesse.
+L+
L gets his own category. Sasori doesn't really know how to react to L; they know each other because they both care about Mello, and they talk often. L has a way of reading between the lines that unnerves Sasori.
+PAST+
SUZAKU: For a long time, Sasori's best friend. They adored each other in a sickening fashion, and Suzaku was always very protective of him. While they were "together", however, Sasori fell for two people, and ended up leaving Suzaku for Farfarello. He doesn't regret that in the slightest.
MILLENIA: If there were a building that stood for Sasori's patience, she is the terrorist plane which crashed into it. The very thought of her makes his skin crawl to this day.
KURONUE: An admiration which turned into a crush which turned into ulcers. Like so many other things, he left Kuronue behind when he met Farfarello.
SAKURA: He started by hating her. The gods had an event in which he fell in love with her. He kept those feelings afterward. They played football with each others' hearts. He suffered many an ulcer because of her. He's glad she's not here.
MIWAKO: Reira started as a replacement for Miwako. Miwako and Farfarello are the only people he CAN NOT lie to. There is something about Miwako which inspired frankness.