101 + I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead. If I could love I'd love you... like anyone else

[somes_auditus]

...My bed.

Is pink.

And sparkling.

And generally blinding and unpleasent.

...What is this? Brain-cancer event?

...Damn. Cissnei's bed is sparkling, as well. As is her room.

MARMOSET! NO!

Is nothing sacred?!

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[somes_auditus]

I have a dragon named Marmoset.

[somes_auditus]

Marmoset is small.

[somes_auditus]

I did not name her.

[somes_auditus]

Yes, she is named after a monkey. Obviously.

[somes_auditus]

Ah ha. Ha ha. Aren't we witty.

[somes_auditus]

"Bitchcakes". That is not a word, but it is suitable to your apparent maturity and mental level.