078 + I'm not dead, just floating
Attention Citizens:
There has apparently been an upscale in your daily complaining margin. I must ask that you all kindly cut it the heck out.
Now, as some of you may know, everyone has a daily complaint percentage of 28%. No more, no less. Spend wisely. Think of it as an allowance. If you over-spend, it will be taken out of your skin out of tomorrow's allowance, and, for some of you, that means you wouldn't be able to complain for an entire month. Whatever will you do? I have no idea. Purgatory would be overturned and consumed in fire and water.
I don't know about you, but I'm not much of a swimmer.
[Private to SOLDIER]
I need a test subject few
people to help me test some new
security theories. Injuries
should be minor and will be healed
by yours truly. One of two people
should suffice. Come on, now, don't
be shy.
There has apparently been an upscale in your daily complaining margin. I must ask that you all kindly cut it the heck out.
Now, as some of you may know, everyone has a daily complaint percentage of 28%. No more, no less. Spend wisely. Think of it as an allowance. If you over-spend, it will be taken out of your skin out of tomorrow's allowance, and, for some of you, that means you wouldn't be able to complain for an entire month. Whatever will you do? I have no idea. Purgatory would be overturned and consumed in fire and water.
I don't know about you, but I'm not much of a swimmer.
[Private to SOLDIER]
I need a test subject few
people to help me test some new
security theories. Injuries
should be minor and will be healed
by yours truly. One of two people
should suffice. Come on, now, don't
be shy.