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064 + The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start, my love...

Mar 31, 2008 09:11

So I hear there was some commotion on the lower level last night. Sasori, here, was asleep in bed and didn't notice ( Read more... )

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[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 13:24:33 UTC

There was a big commotion. I'm startin' ta think I should move to the upper level and be done with it.

But that would make runnin' my restaurant hard to do.

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 13:25:37 UTC

Oh god another dumb accent. It's better up here. More shops.

And I help run a business from up here.

[Voice] It's not an accent, Belkar just doesn't enunciate some time. belkar March 31 2008, 13:28:29 UTC

I'm also the head chef.

Besides, it's a little more fun down here, anyway. And that bakery down here makes the best best god damn apple fritters ever.

I went to the upper level. Fun place. Got me some new swords, more groceries for the restaurant.

I heard there are meaner monsters on the upper level, though.

Sasori is a jerk XD somes_auditus March 31 2008, 13:30:13 UTC

Oh, you work at that place that sells the stale cake? Gross. I complain, sir. I complain.

There are, and they're a lot more satisfying to beat up. I don't seem them very often, though.

[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 13:31:48 UTC

Stale cake? The fuck you talklin' about, ass? They make awesome cake.

And no. I work at a restaurant I am starting. I'm a gourmet chef, not a baker.

Oh, good, I thought the upper level'd be boring or some shit.

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 13:33:31 UTC

I think it gets stale because they don't make it fresh.

Uh-huh. I'll believe that when I see it.

Strike super hard to hack. belkar March 31 2008, 13:39:36 UTC

You kidding, bitch? I watch them make it some times. Fucking good cake.

Halflings know food. And I am a gourmand among chefs. Whoa. How the hell did I know that word?

Tch. Come down and give it a try, then, you don't believe me.

Unless you're afraid of some little lower level monsters.

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 13:41:26 UTC

Well, I wouldn't know. I've never tasted it.

Somehow, I feel inclined to agree with that.

No thank you. I prefer my own cooking.

And I've seen those monsters run from me.

[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 13:50:05 UTC

Then don't fucking knock good god damn cake. The fact that their baker got murdered is pissing me off already.

Good.

Your loss.

Good. Want to butcher some losers?

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 14:32:45 UTC

I like my cake better.

Butcher some losers?

[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 14:43:17 UTC

Losers decided to murder people down here, including the baker!

I'm gonna bash their skulls in, slit their throats, and curbstomp their entrails!

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 14:44:33 UTC

Oh, is that all that happened?

Sounds wicked boring and predictable. Try and make it interesting. Any gangster with a gun and a knife can bash skulls in, slit throats and curbstomp entrails.

[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 14:48:33 UTC

I'll tie one end of their intestines to a merry-go-round and start spinning it!

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 14:49:23 UTC

Been there, done that.

[Voice] belkar March 31 2008, 14:53:12 UTC

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Sweeeeet.

somes_auditus March 31 2008, 14:55:28 UTC

It's fine for rookies. But that plot kind of lacks one key movement: there is no merry-go-round in here.

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