054 + Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster? Can you feel my trigger hand down your back?
First, and most important: I am not beautiful, nor do I enjoy being called such a thing. Got it? That word is going under my list of "things I never want to be called". Along with "dwarf" Wesker you ass, "midget" and "brat".
But, in regards to that, I'm going to be a Host. Sometime in the near future.
If I'm not, I'll get brain cancer and die. Tamaki has agreed to this.
Private: SOLDIER Why is SOLDIER in ALL CAPTIALS?
Oh, well.
Anyway, on to business... As per Zack's orders, I've located a building for us. It has five floors, twenty office-spaces, and should be fine with a little cleaning. Too bad Cloud ain't here, or I'd make him do it. We'll play Roullete later. It's near the clock tower courtyard, and inconspicuous enough.
Also, I have no clue who is working for us and who isn't, so could someone give me a list?
ust so I don't, you know, restrain someone who actually works here. Not that I wouldn't do that anyway. White Day Gifts Alright, so Sasori is going to be sending out these gifts throughout the day; they all have cards saying who they're from.
Cissnei: a t-shirt that says "When Wife's not happy, ain't nobody happy."
Claire: A silver chain necklace with a bunny on it; he's sick.
Farfarello: a box of senbon needles and a new knife
Lin: Tea assortments; it's their hobby. And a picture of Lin in the tree costume.
Kuronue: Not being much of a drinker, Sasori figured combining six different wines into one bottle with be super tasty (it works with chocolate and ice cream).
Miwako: A regular-looking card, with "There. I sent you something" written in it, and a necklace with a tiny pink heart on it, taped to the back. Namine: more drawing supplies
Sasuke: a box full of dragon poo, wrapped very prettily
Schuldig: After a long debate, he made exploding bullets for him; a box of 25
Wesker: a nox of new syringes, and a crayon drawing of Wesker being hung from a tree by the neck.
Zack: A little plush doll, about 8 inches high, of Secret Agent Z, complete with sunglasses
Each of these people also get a box of white chocolates with red X's on them, with the exception of Kuronue who gets red bats, all designed and made by Sasori.
But, in regards to that, I'm going to be a Host. Sometime in the near future.
If I'm not, I'll get brain cancer and die. Tamaki has agreed to this.
Private: SOLDIER Why is SOLDIER in ALL CAPTIALS?
Oh, well.
Anyway, on to business... As per Zack's orders, I've located a building for us. It has five floors, twenty office-spaces, and should be fine with a little cleaning. Too bad Cloud ain't here, or I'd make him do it. We'll play Roullete later. It's near the clock tower courtyard, and inconspicuous enough.
Also, I have no clue who is working for us and who isn't, so could someone give me a list?
ust so I don't, you know, restrain someone who actually works here. Not that I wouldn't do that anyway. White Day Gifts Alright, so Sasori is going to be sending out these gifts throughout the day; they all have cards saying who they're from.
Cissnei: a t-shirt that says "When Wife's not happy, ain't nobody happy."
Claire: A silver chain necklace with a bunny on it; he's sick.
Farfarello: a box of senbon needles and a new knife
Lin: Tea assortments; it's their hobby. And a picture of Lin in the tree costume.
Kuronue: Not being much of a drinker, Sasori figured combining six different wines into one bottle with be super tasty (it works with chocolate and ice cream).
Miwako: A regular-looking card, with "There. I sent you something" written in it, and a necklace with a tiny pink heart on it, taped to the back. Namine: more drawing supplies
Sasuke: a box full of dragon poo, wrapped very prettily
Schuldig: After a long debate, he made exploding bullets for him; a box of 25
Wesker: a nox of new syringes, and a crayon drawing of Wesker being hung from a tree by the neck.
Zack: A little plush doll, about 8 inches high, of Secret Agent Z, complete with sunglasses
Each of these people also get a box of white chocolates with red X's on them, with the exception of Kuronue who gets red bats, all designed and made by Sasori.