Now if I could just get a Cisco router.
Now that I finally have a static IP address I decided I need a domain name. So behold: somerandomaddress.com. If you would like a subdomain (whatever.somerandomaddress.com) or an SSH shell account (It's like telnet, but is a newer more robust standard. Putty is a good client.) I’ll happily provide. I plan to set up mail server eventually too, but sendmail scares me.