title: i got echoes in my head
author:
someotherstormfandom: justified (vaguely future-ish)
pairing: raylan/boyd
rating: MA
content advisory: off-screen (off-story?) violence, biting
word count: 1400
summary: Raylan thinks he comes here for things he needs, not things he wants. He never wants to admit they’re the same thing.
AN: written for
norgbelulah, because she's
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You reduce me to incoherency, bb.
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i will keep writing things to tempt you to write with meeee
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what is happening in your icon o___________o
and thank you, i really appreciate the encouragement :D
i want to imagine boyd crowder in the PTA :| DON'T YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. he'd come in with a lot of money and be like /what i made raylan bake rice crispies >>
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Boyd Crowder's bake sale would be a THING TO BEHOLD.
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he'd make SO MUCH MONEY and there would be no explanation HOW.
"raylan i don't know why you assume i am anything other than a gifted baker."
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"Well, Boyd, I will acknowledge that you had a mean way with a bologna sandwich in the mines, but chocolate chip cookies never seemed your speed."
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AVA WOULD HAVE THE GIRLS AT AUDREY'S BAKING THINGS FOR IT. and then she'd be like /if you put weed in these brownies i will be angry. OR HA maybe they let it slip that there COULD be weed in the brownies, so Raylan buys everything just to CHECK and viola, all the items were sold >>
"Well, now, Raylan, I sure am glad my meat made such an impression on you."
Ava: /giggling forever
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"Sad to think that that's all the meat god gave you, Boyd."
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i bet tim would steal his hat :|
LITTLE KICKY FEET. ahhh i love rachel <333
( ... )
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"Tim, give me back my hat."
"Nope. I'm Raylan. ::makes finger guns:: P-chew. P-chew. Howdy, ma'am." (He'd be just like the shark in Toy Story - "Hey, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy") "P-chew".
"Deliberately understanding me doesn't make you witty, Boyd." ::tips his hat:: "Miss Ava."
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"It's okay, don't worry. I'm justifiiiiiiiiied."
"no, tim, you're high :| "
"but also justifiiiiied." /finger guns again "i'm gonna get me a hat. maybe a beret."
(tim would look hot in a beret IJS. that's my other OT3, tim/boyd/raylan. IMAGINE THEM AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK TRYING TO PLAY SHARPSHOOTER GAMES they'd end up with like :| 4839432 teddy bears)
Ava: "Raylan."
Boyd: "Raylan is insulting my meat, baby."
Ava: "Now that's just funny, Raylan, given how many sandwiches with that meat I know for certain you've had."
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"You get yourself a beret, Tim."
"I got a beret. It's green. P-chew p-chew. Heeeeeey, Miss Rachel. Can interest you in a tum...tumu...tumultuous affair at some point?"
(OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING)
Raylan: "And I'm sure you well know, Ava, that lately my tastes have changed."
Ava: "You keep tellin' yourself that, Raylan, but I'm pretty sure when it comes down to it, you can take the boy out of Kentucky, but you never get him over home cookin'." (heee, that made it just go to a kind of incesty place)
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Rachel: "Probably. We'll see how you look in that beret."
(RIGHT? AMAZING. they would hand out the bears to kids. i bet Tim would win.)
(why go out at all....etc etc)
SEE THEN THIS FIC I AM WRITING RIGHT NOW WITH BOYD AND AVA GETTING RAYLAN TO COME OVER TO DINNER TO SEDUCE HIM HAPPENS. see thank you >>
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la la la.
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/deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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