Hey, Seuss.
Believing in Jesus is like passing on a chain letter from your inbox. Or doing online surveys that ask for your credit card at the end, but then you get a free HDTV! But you don't actually get one. You know the kind.
He's like a holographic Charizard. Like a Collector's Edition 4-disc set with 20 hours of special features.
He basically rebooted everything and activated that virus that had been waiting patiently for months for you to restart your computer.
The New Testament is like the Star Wars prequels.
Medievalism was like being in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber at Kami's place.
Humans are waiting for their Jesus boomerang to come back, but it landed on someone's roof. They just made it up that he would come back, it's not even in the Bible. Jesus is their waiter, and they were supposed to be at that thing 5 minutes ago where's the check what the hell's with the service here?
Are clouds part of heaven? What's right under the clouds, do they ever get rainy or snowy? Has lightning ever struck an angel? Why would God do that that's so mean.
I still don't get how Jesus is God and the son of God. Is Jesus His own dad? And how is God three things combined into one?
If I had church money, I'd do more than sit around promoting myself. I'd have a million cars made of alcohol and crazy bread.
God farts. And sometimes it's those gross ones you get when you're sick, and it stinks up the room and you can't be near anyone for a few days because of it.
God isn't perfect. He couldn't even get atoms right.
By the way, thanks for entropy, Dude. Seriously, it makes everything great. We're loving it down here inside the Universe.
I like the idea that things go on forever better than just stopping one step back.
What's to keep people from sinning then repenting and sinning again? Have they figured out that loophole yet? That's what I'd do if I had to repent.
Your daughter's drinking in college.
He's like a holographic Charizard. Like a Collector's Edition 4-disc set with 20 hours of special features.
He basically rebooted everything and activated that virus that had been waiting patiently for months for you to restart your computer.
The New Testament is like the Star Wars prequels.
Medievalism was like being in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber at Kami's place.
Humans are waiting for their Jesus boomerang to come back, but it landed on someone's roof. They just made it up that he would come back, it's not even in the Bible. Jesus is their waiter, and they were supposed to be at that thing 5 minutes ago where's the check what the hell's with the service here?
Are clouds part of heaven? What's right under the clouds, do they ever get rainy or snowy? Has lightning ever struck an angel? Why would God do that that's so mean.
I still don't get how Jesus is God and the son of God. Is Jesus His own dad? And how is God three things combined into one?
If I had church money, I'd do more than sit around promoting myself. I'd have a million cars made of alcohol and crazy bread.
God farts. And sometimes it's those gross ones you get when you're sick, and it stinks up the room and you can't be near anyone for a few days because of it.
God isn't perfect. He couldn't even get atoms right.
By the way, thanks for entropy, Dude. Seriously, it makes everything great. We're loving it down here inside the Universe.
I like the idea that things go on forever better than just stopping one step back.
What's to keep people from sinning then repenting and sinning again? Have they figured out that loophole yet? That's what I'd do if I had to repent.
Your daughter's drinking in college.