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I only did this because I am bord and the office wife asked me too.
Smartass questions to dum questions.
3. Last text message→ I’d hit it now he no longer looks like he should be on hot chicks with douchebags. The long curly hair/grunge look suits him not the douchebag look his wife was perfecting for him. Bitch should be shot for fucking with perfection. (Pic was sent of the guy.)
4. Last song you listened to → Part of me -Chris Cornell (STFU Scream is a good album to shake you ass to)
5. Last time you cried→ Last time I watched Jersey Shore (why god why? This has to be the end of civilization right?)
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → nope
7. Been cheated on? → Pope is Catholic right?
8. Kissed someone & regretted it → no
9. Lost someone special? ya
10. Been depressed?→ yup
11. Been wasted? → not often enough
Smartass questions to dum questions.
- Last beverage → Coffee
3. Last text message→ I’d hit it now he no longer looks like he should be on hot chicks with douchebags. The long curly hair/grunge look suits him not the douchebag look his wife was perfecting for him. Bitch should be shot for fucking with perfection. (Pic was sent of the guy.)
4. Last song you listened to → Part of me -Chris Cornell (STFU Scream is a good album to shake you ass to)
5. Last time you cried→ Last time I watched Jersey Shore (why god why? This has to be the end of civilization right?)
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → nope
7. Been cheated on? → Pope is Catholic right?
8. Kissed someone & regretted it → no
9. Lost someone special? ya
10. Been depressed?→ yup
11. Been wasted? → not often enough
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LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Fuchsia
13 Turquoise
14. red
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Have you made new friends this year → yep
16. Fallen out of love → no
17. Laughed until you cried → ya - 18. Met someone who changed you → not yet
19. Found out who your true friends were → not necessarily this year, but I have a pretty good idea
20. Found out someone was talking about you → not in a super negative way though
21. Kissed anyone on your top friends list? → who the hell keeps a top friends list?
TRUTH:
23. How many kids do have → none
24. Do you have any pets → tiger a cat - 25. Do you want to change your name →Yes my last name ( I hate my Bio dad)
26. What did you do for your last birthday → Not a damn thing -
27. What time did you wake up today → 5:30 am, after ignoring my alarm for an hour and a half
28. What were you doing at midnight last night → Listening to George Stroumboulopoulos
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for → My gastric by-pass surgery
30. Last time you saw your father → Sometime in April (I walked out when he decided to blame my mom for everything that went wrong in his life)
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? →we don’t have enough room for me to list.
32. What are you listening to right now → Smoke Baby Hawksley Workman (so good)
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → We have a few Toms around here
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now? → things
36. What’s your real name → Melissa
37. Relationship Status → forever alone
38. Zodiac sign: → Aries
40. Elementary School → Williams Ave. Elementary
41. Middle School → Norwood Middle School
42. High school Norwood High School/ Homeschooled→
43. Hair color → light brownish (in summer it turns blonde)
44. Long or short → Chin length prefer long
45. Height → 5'4"
46. Do you have a crush on someone? → Is it a day that ends in y? All on guys that I have no chance with though.
47. What do you like about yourself? → my political awareness
48. Piercings → ears
49. Tattoos → none yet
50. Righty or lefty? → righty.
FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → wrist in Jan 1999
52. First piercing → age 12 my ears
53. First tattoo → none
54. First best friend →Amy
55. First sport you joined → fat kids don’t play sports
56. First pet → a cat named Jack after Jack form Threes Company
57. First vacation → Smoky Mountains with my grandparents
58. First concert → First one I will admit to is Sloan
59. First crush → Joe Strummer of the Clash
60. First alcohol drink → Jack and Coke
RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → nope
62. Drinking → Water
63. I’m about to → pretend to care
64. Listening to →Smoke baby Hawksley Workman
65. Waiting for →love
YOUR FUTURE :is unwriten
66. Want kids? → eh
67. Want to get married? → Hell no
68. Careers in mind? →accountant? (glamorous I know)
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → eyes
70. Hugs or kisses → both don’t make me choose
71. Shorter or taller → taller
72. Older or Younger → older (I really don’t want to potty train a dude)
73. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → arms
75. Tattoos or piercings → fuck yes both are so hot
76. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
77. Hook-up or relationship → depends on the person/situation
78. Trouble maker or hesitant → trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Cried for no reason → yes
80. Drank hard liquor → yes
81. Lost glasses/contacts → never lost glasses,
82. Thought you were in love → yes
83. Broken someone’s heart → IDK
84. Had your own heart broken → bears shit in the woods right?
85. Been arrested? → no
86. Turned someone down → yes
87. Cried when someone died → yes
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Nope I like dudes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → never used to, but it's pretty hard to get through life that way
90. Miracles → no
91. Love at first sight → no
92. Heaven → I prefer a future of nothingness
93. Santa Claus → my mom almost fooled me one time
94. Kissing on the first date? → yes
95. Angels → no
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → yes
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → no
98. Do you believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever? → possibly but not really
99. What’s the one thing you cannot live without? knowledge
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → because I am bored and usually ignore these things