Authentic Frontier Gibberish
1) Most days I do my best to enjoy my commute, especially on the way home. This week, however, I've been working late trying to keep on top of a project I'm working on. (Yes, I understand that the first two sentences have been boring. I'm on it. I promise.) So when I leave late, I risk missing one of the best parts of my day. I mostly wouldn't
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2. The fumes in my car can get me at LEAST 40 more miles!
3. Now that's just pushing your luck mister...(can't wait to see what happens in 4...the suspense is killing me!)
4. I'm surprised it didn't just cough and die...but we shall see..
5. No, but I have used my car in arguments...like when junior ass behind me decided I needed to listen to his rap music...so I beeped my horn along to it the rhythm...yeah...I'm THAT kind of crazy!
6. I would never!
7. Awww you called your wife an angel...that's so sweet!
8. Morning bren never remembers anything.
9. I'd probably go to bed too.
10. Where do you store your orangutans and fruit bats anyway?!
11. Me either...it keeps the boy from wanting to touch the hair...plus I'm naturally beautiful (pfft.)
12. I'd have went with the hill option...oh who am I kidding...OCD me would have filled up on the way home...but we digress.
13. Patron saint of travel not a bad idea...
14. Video please.
15. Liar.
16. See...it's not so bad being OCD now...as I have a full tank of gas going up that hill! ;P
17. You better be...those saints are nothing to mess with mister!
18. You have the disco station loaded up on your Sirius?!
19. Stop lights are awesome!
20. Brunettes are oh so much more attractive.
21. More like a Wacko kid...but again we digress.
22. You'd suppose wrong.
Notes:
1a. This could have been numbered 1 and left at that...you realize it's just one long story right?
2a. Two post and two comments in two days...I think I might just have a case of the vapors...or whatever southern chicks call that crap when they are about to faint! ;P
3a. Glad you made it! Love you!
4a. You were in my lj whilst I was in yours...oh noes...worlds collide!
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