See what I did, I went the other way with it.

May 01, 2009 15:10

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I didn't let it lie.

Concerned person: Oh lord, no. He's going to go months without updating and then start updating every 10 minutes?

Random man: What can be done? Can he be stopped?

Other guy: No. He's too insane.

Third guy: Call Mr. Neutron!

Hot chick: What?

Intelligent guy: Dudes, keep the Monty Python references to a minumum. Chicks do not watch Monty Python

Men: We are sorry.

Hot chicks: But it's Mark. And he's posting. This has to be a good thing.

Mr. Six: Not necessarily. He could be auditioning for a game show.

Other guy: I don't understand.

Other guy: How can you be "other guy" when I was already "other guy".

Other guy: Fine. Who can I be?

Other guy: How about clueless guy.

Clueless guy: No, that's a bitch name.

Everyone: Too late. That's your name now.

Clueless guy: Bloody hell.

Rik Mayall: I'm not completely sure why I'm here in this random dialogue, but I hope all the kids and skins and punks and rastas unite behind peace, harmony and spontaneous poetry.

Women: Who is Rik Mayall?

Sharp person: That's what Wikipedia is for.

Man on the street: Am I the only one who's camera is shaking, like we're filming "The Blair Witch Project"?

Hip dude: That's sort of an out of date reference man. The correct reference would be "Cloverfield"

Man on the street: Ah. Ok. Thanks then.

Girl with nipple piercing: How are you seeing video. I'm reading all of this in script form.

Catholic school girl: Is my skirt showing up in color or black and white?

Girl with nipple piercing: Really. I'm serious. How are you guys seeing video.

Impatient guy: There's simply no time.

Slacker dude: Hey, look at that.

H1N1: Oink

Everyone: Oh no!
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