OKAY GODDAMNIT

I AM STUCK AND I NEED HEEEELP. IF YOU ARE ON AIM, AND WILLING TO LISTEN TO ME BABBLE INCOHERENTLY, PLEASE FIND ME IMMEDIATELY @ ISMELLONIONS AND TALK ME OFF OF THIS LEDGE.

/crazy eyes

So I fell asleep sitting up on my chaise a few hours ago.

Long story short, motherfucking OW. My neck. I really can't fucking wait to go work a double in three hours. I hate life.

So, I get invited to a WEEDS marathon.

...not even ten minutes into it, everyone is frowny faced and grounchy mcgee. My RL friends blow donkey kong. Why can't I live on the internet and just hang with you guys all day?

HOLY WEATHER.

THERE USED TO BE A SAD LITTLE TREE IN THE FIELD ACROSS THE STREET. IT IS NOW A SAD LITTLE LOG.

EASE UP, MOTHER NATURE, JFC.

OMG PLEASE NO MORE FUCKING SNOW.

I CANNOT TAKE IT.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

where's my fucking shovel? oh, that's right, STILL BEHIND MY FRONT DOOR BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE SNOW WE ALREADY HAVE HAD.

EDIT: I ALREADY WANT HOT CHOCOLATE. WAAAAANT.

i hate retail. so much.

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